Dr Seuss thread

[Orangeslice13]

Little boy blue




He needed the money

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Clay was a sh!t azz!

 

[Behr]

"Hey hun, squeal like the pig that you are"

 

[rockytop114]

"Hey hun, squeal like the pig that you are"

Lolz

 

[Behr]

Clay was a sh!t azz!

He was funny, for a minute.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

He was funny, for a minute.

Still the only man permabanned from MTV.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the wackest of them all
I have to go my bath is drawn
You people get the hell off my lawn

 

[DD4ME]

Little Bo Peep she had lost her sheep
she later found 114 had fawked em
But that wasn't the worse
No that ol Keif was a curse
he had cooked em on his grill
And boy that made Peep pretty ill

Ol Bo Peep she was madder than hell
and she pondered sendin em to jail
But she really wanted revenge
Oh she wanted their pube hairs to singe
So Peep tracked em both down
At a dive bar in town
And waited for them to get drunk
Before long they were drunker than skunk
And that was when that ol peep rolled in
and got them boys thinking of sin
Cause that peep she was a looker
And they were sure she was a hooker
When they got to her house
She put gags in their mouths
That's when there was a great upheaval
As Ol' Peep she got medieval
Quoth the raven never more
Follow a sheep toting *****

 

[rockytop114]

Hickory dikery
Doc the witch sucked my

Wow yea!

 

[Behr]

For the zone my heart is true
Tex, I'm sorry I reported you
My huges you can havey
Soon as you pick my avy

.

 

[DD4ME]

Boom!!!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Lulz

 

[BadJerry20]

He was funny, for a minute.

Ford Fairlane was the shizz

 

[hmanvolfan]

lilz!

 

[Unknown Muppet]

lilz!

I thought squirrel was nocturnal.

 

[Hobock]

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Fawking quality, brah!!!

 

[smowkee]

Glad to see this thread back. I posted some pretty good Suess sh**. Damn I'm talented.