Dr Seuss thread

#27
#27
DD4ME said:
Signs come up and signs go down
Angry birds just hang around

Do not be mad at birds that fly
They fly too high to see them cry
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Do not anger at this bird being pissy
This bird is suffering from beak envy
 
#29
#29
Script the prose and keep it clean
There's been enough fighting on the scene.
Keep it funny and keep it civil
or I'll jump your ass like Evel Knievel.
 
#32
#32
VOLtownUSA said:
Thank thank if you must
You suessing leaves mine in dust
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You really really did try well
If anyone boos send them a fail

In this thread we have a cannon
In this thread we call it Shannon
Shannon is large and should not be waked
For if she did the ground would quake

So if black birds circle your sky
Do not fret and do not cry
To wake Shannon we have a bell
To send those birds straight back to hell
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#34
#34
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
threads they be wasted,
with words masturbated,
but raven is the foil,
can't wait to see him boil

like a pissy teapot,
we'll do another shot,
when he whines yet again,
a child with no friends,

a drinking game we have found,
we'll go round and round,
a shot we must take,
whilst his pussy doth quake.

when raven posts again,
yell "shot" to your friend,
every time he doth post,
see who can drink the most.

and we'll booze and we'll booze,
and he'll lose and he'll lose,
any credibility here,
but to raven we'll say, cheers!
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Missed this missed this yes i did
Missed this missed this while it got did
You have rhymes and you have rolls
Don't let that pesky black bird take your soul
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#35
#35
Got to need to get to bed
Hopefully mods don't nuke my thread
If it should die before i wake
I pray to archive the mods will take
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#36
#36
Words can hurt more than a punch to the face.
Says the font-tard bird who goes at a slower pace.

Ruined all the fun for the people to share.
His most excitement since that girl touched his junk on a dare.

The day is his and the mods will not lie.
I am the Raven, a virgin till I die.

Fin
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#37
#37
Slydell said:
Script the prose and keep it clean
There's been enough fighting on the scene.
Keep it funny and keep it civil
or I'll jump your ass like Evel Knievel.
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Funny shiZz was in this prose
Tis the mantra as I close
Keep it fun and keep it silly
Or we'll send u to one eyed willy
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#38
#38
wounded mullet said:
Words can hurt more than a punch to the face.
Says the font-tard bird who goes at a slower pace.

Ruined all the fun for the people to share.
His most excitement since that girl touched his junk on a dare.

The day is his and the mods will not lie.
I am the Raven, a virgin till I die.

Fin
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#39
#39
wounded mullet said:
Words can hurt more than a punch to the face.
Says the font-tard bird who goes at a slower pace.

Ruined all the fun for the people to share.
His most excitement since that girl touched his junk on a dare.

The day is his and the mods will not lie.
I am the Raven, a virgin till I die.

Fin
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stop being so good and quit,
you make the rest of us look like ****.





nerd.
 
#43
#43
wounded mullet said:
Words can hurt more than a punch to the face.
Says the font-tard bird who goes at a slower pace.

Ruined all the fun for the people to share.
His most excitement since that girl touched his junk on a dare.

The day is his and the mods will not lie.
I am the Raven, a virgin till I die.

Fin
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But this one wins
 
#46
#46
Are the volnation b****es
b****es because they are snitches?

Or are they just each a witless fool
who must use a moderator as a tool
to avoid public demonstrations and displays
of their witless nature and moronic ways?

I dare to render a guess
as to the hearts of this matter
extra chromosomes are behind this mess
coming from not family trees but ladders

Mods, I understand you may delete
to coddle the feeble at your teat
 
#47
#47
"It all began with a (black bird) on (our balls). A (black bird) on (our balls) shouldn't be there at all."
— Dr. Seuss (Wacky Wednesday)
Edited by DD4ME
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#49
#49
Fun Fun Fun is Friday's game
to bring it up early is sort of lame
I got this, you got this
Take a shower but please don't piss
 
#50
#50
smowkee said:
Fun Fun Fun is Friday's game
to bring it up early is sort of lame
I got this, you got this
Take a shower but please don't piss
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Fun fun is when you take it
You'll know when cause you can't fake it
Friday, Thursday wednesday's do
Tuesday, Monday, Sunday's too
But saturday's best for maxing out
So if your down just scream and shout
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