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#983
#983
chattavfl86, Welcome! Please stand up and tell the group a little bit about yourself.
 
#984
#984
Hobock said:
chattavfl86, Welcome! Please stand up and tell the group a little bit about yourself.
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26, married, 18 month old son. Construction worker/ part time student. Been on the board over a year, never checked out much other than the fb/recruiting forums. This place looked interesting, thought I would poke around.
 
#985
#985
chattavfl86 said:
26, married, 18 month old son. Construction worker/ part time student. Been on the board over a year, never checked out much other than the fb/recruiting forums. This place looked interesting, thought I would poke around.
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Excellent. Do you pee in the shower?
 
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#986
#986
Do you pee on your wife in the shower when she isn't looking is the more important question.
 
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#990
#990
DjCrenshaw said:
She will have tinkle leg
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I had an argument with her in the shower that girls can't pee in the shower.she squatted down over the drain and started peeing. I wanted to knee her in the face. I know its irrational, but some people have weird things that piss them off. I guess that's one of mine.
 
#991
#991
chattavfl86 said:
I had an argument with her in the shower that girls can't pee in the shower.she squatted down over the drain and started peeing. I wanted to knee her in the face. I know its irrational, but some people have weird things that piss them off. I guess that's one of mine.
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Should have told her that her sister never does that.
 
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#992
#992
I caught my girlfriend pooping one time... So I broke up with her...

She said shes off to pee while we were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and I knew something was up, I knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and I became suspicious...so I yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no, but there was no stopping this, I smashed through the door and I see her sitting on the toilet seat, I told her to get the hell up, she didnt, so I threw her off. I looked inside the toilet...just as I suspected, a damn log! Bish you better pray this isn't yours! I looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS YOUR POOP YOU WHORE, she screamed at me that I'm crazy and that she's calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. I told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with you, you're some kind of poop whore. And that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
 
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#993
#993
xJesusx56 said:
I caught my girlfriend pooping one time... So I broke up with her...

She said shes off to pee while we were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and I knew something was up, I knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and I became suspicious...so I yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no, but there was no stopping this, I smashed through the door and I see her sitting on the toilet seat, I told her to get the hell up, she didnt, so I threw her off. I looked inside the toilet...just as I suspected, a damn log! Bish you better pray this isn't yours! I looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS YOUR POOP YOU WHORE, she screamed at me that I'm crazy and that she's calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. I told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with you, you're some kind of poop whore. And that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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Women don't poop. I've told my wife this and she knows better. If she stays in the bathroom too long I knock on the door and ask if she is trying to figure out how to. She says no, its like I always say: female orgasms and bowel movements are figments of a bull dyke's imagination.

You're damn right they are.
 
#994
#994
chattavfl86 said:
Women don't poop. I've told my wife this and she knows better. If she stays in the bathroom too long I knock on the door and ask if she is trying to figure out how to. She says no, its like I always say: female orgasms and bowel movements are figments of a bull dyke's imagination.

You're damn right they are.
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Maybe it was a man I thought was my girlfriend.. Before then I had only ever seen rainbows and glitter come out of that hole.
 
#995
#995
xJesusx56 said:
I caught my girlfriend pooping one time... So I broke up with her...

She said shes off to pee while we were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and I knew something was up, I knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and I became suspicious...so I yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no, but there was no stopping this, I smashed through the door and I see her sitting on the toilet seat, I told her to get the hell up, she didnt, so I threw her off. I looked inside the toilet...just as I suspected, a damn log! Bish you better pray this isn't yours! I looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS YOUR POOP YOU WHORE, she screamed at me that I'm crazy and that she's calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. I told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with you, you're some kind of poop whore. And that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
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You're an idiot. Does a falling tree make a noise if no one is there?
 
#996
#996
Behr1213 said:
Should have told her that her sister never does that.
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Then she would say "my sister is dead" and I would have to say "that would explain why she didn't move much while I was banging her." Then it would be this big thing I don't have time for.
 
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