EndZone USA communist kickball thread.

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It’s been entertaining for 0-0

 

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And now the worst ending in sports. A shootout.

 

[GordonC]

And now the worst ending in sports. A shootout.

Dey shouda put Mario Soto in

 

[Tin Man]

Portuguese hit the post. Oops.

 

[Tin Man]

France. I will refrain from jokes.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Really good match but for the dumb ending.

 

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Give em hell, Canada!

 

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Venezuela playing rugby and getting away with it. I know the South Americans expect to own the officiating in this but geez.

 

[Tin Man]

Canada won the shootout. Next up, Columbia vs Panama.

 

[Tin Man]

Noon EDT, Swiss vs Die Englander

 

[Tin Man]

Yay, Swiss

 

[Tin Man]

Aw shucks, England scores

 

[Tin Man]

Oh well, England wins the shootout

 

[Tin Man]

Whelp, the real fútbol match begins in a few minutes - Netherlands vs Turkiye

 

[Tin Man]

The Nederlanders have broken out the orange shorts!

 

[Tin Man]

The jerseys look camo-LadyVols

 

[Tin Man]

The jerseys look camo-LadyVols

So those were warm ups. The Nederlanders are all orange, baby! Yeah!

 

[Tin Man]

The Turks are body blocking and holding hands. How SA of them.

 

[Tin Man]

Not only did the Turk foul, he did so in a fashion to draw a foul on the other player.

 

[Tin Man]

To hear the Brit announcer say “Türkiye” truly is counter to type.

 

[Tin Man]

Turks lead 1-0. Orange attacking, but cannot close the deal.

 

[Tin Man]

“Memphis” is playing for the Orange!

 

[Tin Man]

Second half has been “lively” contested by both sides.

 

[Tin Man]

Fouls are so frequent and flagrant, officials are ignoring some of them. They’re calling those that impact an attack on goal.

 

[Tin Man]

Turks ball tackling is like throwing themselves on grenades.