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#126
#126
Thats terribly bad luck for maryland. Losing starting qb then 2 best receivers with broken legs in the same game. THats rough
 
#127
#127
RymnNGarfunkel said:
real hip hop will keep the ballers and ladies coming and the WWF does stuff with ramps and lifts all the time, you telling me that UT doesnt have the pull and power of the WWF? Come on man, get out of this thread with that
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Since when did the World Wildlife Fund get ballers and ladies coming in on ramps and lifts?? I thought they just had panda bears and stuff. And they probably do have more power than UT considering they are a world wide organization.... oh wait, you meant the WWE
 
#131
#131
I think we just found a replacement for Fla. coach Muschamp and he calls himself Rhymngarfunkel
 
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#133
#133
RymnNGarfunkel said:
man you sure? my nephew was at a Butch camp in HS in NC and told Butch congrats on the Tenn job and he autographed his belt and shoe
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belt and shoe autograph $
belt and SHOES autograph $$

(poster's caveat---no offense intended if your nephew has only one foot)
 
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RymnNGarfunkel said:
man, I dont care what you guys are jabbing about, if you dont support the vols get out I am trying to help our entrance start and therefour help recruiting. as you all say we need to recover from the dooley years of crap players and this is a start. I want to get a petition going at bama game so can we have a pole on which one to do.

yo Orangeblood, I like that, but with all the players it would take forever and I dont know about bon jovi, shouldnt be our style.

and utah, yueah, its like Simon and Garfunkel but Rhymin instead because thats what I do
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I think you got the wrong member of the duo, poleboi!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/There_Goes_Rhymin'_Simon.jpg
 
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RymnNGarfunkel said:
Check this, Im loving me some Butch Jones and we lucky as hell to have him as a coach, I dont no what North Carolina was thinking but I think to keep the ballers comeing we need to adda little swagger to the game start

I have two, tell me what you think:

1. We play In Da Club by Fifty at the opening, wecould call the stadium "da club" players could walk throgh velvet ropes and **** would be tight

The Vols could come through the velvet ropes and we could have big ass bouncer guys shake their heads and say no to the other team coming on the field, make em wait a while

2. i always thought it would be sweet to have the players come up from underneth the field , like an elevator straight up out of nowhere on the 50

it wouild be really sweet if they came up out oif the ground allready in formation and ****, and then hike the ball and do a badass play to set the tone

thoughts?
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throw in some ninjas and you have a deal.
 
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jimallvol said:
The thing about the Bama gm is that Saban isn't cocky he knows on any given wk you can get beat in the sec. He always has his team prepared to play and I think Butch is going to have our kids fired up. Hopefully it will be a good gm. Maybe the football gods will shine down on us Saturday. Anything is possible. GO VOLS!
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I agree with you about Saban, but the one thing you have overlooked is that he will be too busy trying to find that petition to sign to determine what our new "entrane" will be.
 
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#141
RymnNGarfunkel said:
man I dont even know what you fools are talking about can we keep, on topic and, get back to the questions at hand?
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We don't want to get back to the questions at hand because they are ridiculous at best. If you truly aren't trolling (doing this for the laughs), take the following to heart: nobody is responding to you because everyone thinks what you are suggesting is asinine. If you are trolling, well met sir, and thanks for the laughs.
 
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#143
#143
RedStickVOL said:
We don't want to get back to the questions at hand because they are ridiculous at best. If you truly aren't trolling (doing this for the laughs), take the following to heart: nobody is responding to you because everyone thinks what you are suggesting is asinine. If you are trolling, well met sir, and thanks for the laughs.
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man, get off this board with that mess... why would I be trolling something this important and dear to my hart? The Vols and beets/rhymes.
 
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#144
RymnNGarfunkel said:
man, get off this board with that mess... why would I be trolling something this important and dear to my hart? The Vols and beets/rhymes.
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Hart huh?...you had to taze your autocorrect to even get that one in...great character but you're going too spaz Robin Williams in playing it
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#147
#147
I say instead of forming the "T" with the marching band,it should be hundreds of stripper poles with hundreds of ghetto bootie strippers from Memphis twerking.........Maybe I should start a "pole"
 
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#148
This thread is like a bad car wreck --- you really don't want to look, but you can't help from it. I have to admit, I have laughed out loud a couple times.
 
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#149
#149
RymnNGarfunkel said:
Check this, Im loving me some Butch Jones and we lucky as hell to have him as a coach, I dont no what North Carolina was thinking but I think to keep the ballers comeing we need to adda little swagger to the game start

I have two, tell me what you think:

1. We play In Da Club by Fifty at the opening, wecould call the stadium "da club" players could walk throgh velvet ropes and **** would be tight

The Vols could come through the velvet ropes and we could have big ass bouncer guys shake their heads and say no to the other team coming on the field, make em wait a while

2. i always thought it would be sweet to have the players come up from underneth the field , like an elevator straight up out of nowhere on the 50

it wouild be really sweet if they came up out oif the ground allready in formation and ****, and then hike the ball and do a badass play to set the tone

thoughts?
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I think you forgot how to brain...
 
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