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This thread is like a bad car wreck --- you really don't want to look, but you can't help from it. I have to admit, I have laughed out loud a couple times.

I was in a choir rehearsal yesterday reading it and had to turn my phone off before I did laugh too loud and incur the wrath of the choir director.
 
Check this, Im loving me some Butch Jones and we lucky as hell to have him as a coach, I dont no what North Carolina was thinking but I think to keep the ballers comeing we need to adda little swagger to the game start

I have two, tell me what you think:

1. We play In Da Club by Fifty at the opening, wecould call the stadium "da club" players could walk throgh velvet ropes and **** would be tight

The Vols could come through the velvet ropes and we could have big ass bouncer guys shake their heads and say no to the other team coming on the field, make em wait a while

2. i always thought it would be sweet to have the players come up from underneth the field , like an elevator straight up out of nowhere on the 50

it wouild be really sweet if they came up out oif the ground allready in formation and ****, and then hike the ball and do a badass play to set the tone

thoughts?

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man I aint trolling. I didnt even know what trolling was until yesterday when someone explanied it. This is some wack ass ****
 
Check this, Im loving me some Butch Jones and we lucky as hell to have him as a coach, I dont no what North Carolina was thinking but I think to keep the ballers comeing we need to adda little swagger to the game start

I have two, tell me what you think:

1. We play In Da Club by Fifty at the opening, wecould call the stadium "da club" players could walk throgh velvet ropes and **** would be tight

The Vols could come through the velvet ropes and we could have big ass bouncer guys shake their heads and say no to the other team coming on the field, make em wait a while

2. i always thought it would be sweet to have the players come up from underneth the field , like an elevator straight up out of nowhere on the 50

it wouild be really sweet if they came up out oif the ground allready in formation and ****, and then hike the ball and do a badass play to set the tone

thoughts?

Maybe toss up some poles for some strippers too. With a VIP area .... and everyone has crack pipes .... which is obviously what you are smoking.
 
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Rim'NGarfunkel,I challenge you to a rap battle.......you go first......you should make a super fresh rhyme about how you want to improve the Vols pregame experience to help bring in ballers and hoes.:)
 
Rim'NGarfunkel,I challenge you to a rap battle.......you go first......you should make a super fresh rhyme about how you want to improve the Vols pregame experience to help bring in ballers and hoes.:)

alright, alright, uh huh, uh huh, turn that bass up, here we go, here we go

yo yo, you come to Neyland Stadium
you better bring your A game again
and by A I mean anus
cause your family about to be like "you shamed us"
when you get bent over like a ***** by Butch
with North kicking your putsch, Worley throwing forth
TDs like whoa, ***** you Larry we Moe
 
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Rim'NGarfunkel,dat rhyme wuz tight yo..U got me throwin some bows and droppin it like itz hot yo....ur c-rap skilzzz iz far superior to that of my own.I must concede.But please......give us more!!!! Yo rhymes be off da hook homie.:mf_surrender::pepper::boobies::pepper:
 
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Rim'NGarfunkel,dat rhyme wuz tight yo..U got me throwin some bows and droppin it like itz hot yo....ur c-rap skilzzz iz far superior to that of my own.I must concede.But please......give us more!!!! Yo rhymes be off da hook homie.:mf_surrender::pepper::boobies::pepper:

hahah its cool man, its all good, no harm no fowl but I am drunk as mofo right now so I dont no if I can spit out anymore tonight but may be
 
Sometimes I find myself on the weird areas of the internets...and sometimes I find those weird areas right here on Volnation.
 
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Sometimes I find myself on the weird areas of the internets...and sometimes I find those weird areas right here on Volnation.


what you trying to say? you got some dope rhymes?

well if you got em you got em, and if you dont its OOOOVER!!!!

so heres you're shot b
 

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