Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

#27
#27
"I haven't lost my temper in forty years. Pilgrim, you caused alot of problems here this morning and mighta got somebody killed. And somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't." GW McClintock
 
#28
#28
"No these are nihilists, Donny. Don't worry they're cowards."

-The Big Lebowski

"Oh, George, not the livestock."

"I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab."

-O Brother, Where Art Thou?
 
#29
#29
Once Upon a Time in the West

Harmonica: Did you bring a horse for me?
Snaky: Well... looks like we're...
[snickers]
Snaky: ...looks like we're shy one horse.
Harmonica: You brought two too many.

Badass :cool2:
 
#30
#30
TXVOL07 said:
Doc Holiday: playing the piano
cowboy: HEY, IS THAT OLD DOG TREY?
Doc Holiday: Who?
cowboy: You know old, Old Susanna, Camp Town Races.....Stephen STINKIN Foster!
Doc Holiday: Well this happens to be an actor.
cowboy: Who which is....?
Doc Holiday: You know....Fredrick f%$*#ing Chopin.

from Tombstone.
Click to expand...

Tombstone :rock:

How about,
Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
 
#31
#31
Outlaw Jose Wales: "You a bounty hunter?"
Bounty Hunter: "Man's got to make a living."
Outlaw Jose Wales: "Dying ain't much of a living, boy."
 
#32
#32
Col Hal Moore- Where you from soldier?
Reporter- Texas sir!
Col Hal Moore- TEXAS! Well thats the only thing Ive heard all day the DOES make sense.

from:
"We Were Soldiers"
 
#33
#33
"Stickin' feathers up yer butt does not make you a chicken"

-Tyler Durden
Fight Club

(this movie is full of them)
 
#34
#34
Kid: Your beard's not real.

Willie: No Sh*t!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.

Kid: How come?

Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.

Kid: Mrs. Santa?

Willie: No it was her sister.

Bad Santa
 
#35
#35
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
 
#37
#37
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

:rock:
 
#38
#38
Willie: Ooh, what big birds!

Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
 
#39
#39
Not a movie but a SNL skit with Christopher Walken about the Blue Oyster Cult band....

VH1 behind the music- Don't fear the reaper in studio:

Bruce Dickenson- I need more Cowbell

Bruce Dickenson- "Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is more cowbell!"
 
#40
#40
As a tribute to Bruce Campbell here are some of my favorites from Bubba Hotep:

JFK: He had me on the floor. I had his mouth over my #$%hole!
Elvis: A s@#$eater?
JFK: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
Elvis: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?

Elvis on how he was double crossed trying to return as himself:
So I signed everything over to Sebastian. Except for enough money to sustain me if things got bad. I was determined to make myself a new life. A better one. But me and Sebastian, we had us a deal. If I wanted to trade back, he'd let me. It was all written up in the contract. Thing was, I lost my copy in a barbeque accident.

Elvis: Look, man, do I look like an icky-ologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right? The size of my fist. The size of a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

One liners from The Evil Dead:
Woo! Inbred and undead.

Okay, dark tunnel. Probably evil. That's convenient

Good, bad, I'm the Ash with the chainsaw
 
#41
#41
Cowboy-
Patron, he say...he say someone will come for revenge for him.....someone like a sick horse or something....you know he talk crazy cabron......no quiero la----

Johnny Ringo-
That not what he said you ignorant retch. Damn Spanish is worse than your english!

Curly Bill-
What was that ole Mexican sayin Johnny?

Johnny Ringo-
He was quoting the bible. Revelations. Behold the pale horse, for the man that sat on him was death.................and hell followed with em'.

Many great quotes from this flick, but that one is a little less generic and not as well known. Great line imo.
 
#42
#42
Meatballs.

Tripper: "Did you read in the paper today about the polish terrorist."

A kid: "No"

Tripper: "Yeh a Tragedy. They sent the guy to blow up a car and the guy burns his mouth on the tailpipe."

got wavs? - Meatballs: blow_up.wav
 
#43
#43
Hanson: You know, a lot of people are kind of intimidated about making a turkey, but really it's very simple. You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey and it's got, over here just the tiniest little stinkhole but it's big enough to get you hand right up inside it. UH! UH! Stuff the **** out of it. I cook it with all the giblets--the penises and the ginies. And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys but I use this. I lick like that and get into the little hiney hiney ho. That's nice and good. I don't know what the hell that is but I'll lick it anyway. Up and down and then I like to get that right on there.....Hiawatha! HINT 1
HINT 2
MOVIE TITLE Scary Movie 2 - 2001
 
#44
#44
"Trinity, it's about time you settled down and learnt yerself a trade. Now there's fiiiine living to be made in horse-thievin'"
Trinity is Still My Name
 
#46
#46
Will Smith in Bad Boys
"We ride together, We die together. Bad Boys for life."
i am a cop and that is the moto of me and my partner
 
#48
#48
Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.
 
#49
#49
"alright alright alright"

"The thing about high school girls is, i get older, and they stay the same age"

-Dazed and Confused
 
#50
#50
I watched Dazed and Confused yesterday for about the one trillionth time. Classic.

"Check ya laaay ter"
 
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