Favorite Movie Quote (merged)

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody's follow' us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini: What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
Count Rugen: Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight.
Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
 
Do you know what we do here? My section?
Billy Costigan: Sir, yes, sir. I have an idea...
Dignam: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be c****. Are you calling us c****? -The Departed
 
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Madolyn: Why is the last patient of the day always the hardest?
Billy Costigan: Because you're tired and you don't give a s****. It's not super-natural. The Departed
 
something about your face...I just wanna deliver one of these right to your suckhole. Change your face, or I will change it for you.
 
Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and as*holes. Pus*ies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your as*holes, Chuck. And all the as*holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, pus*ies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pus*ies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*** as*holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*** the as*holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t!

I quoted this movie so much when it came out my nickname at work was Derka.
 
Count Rugen: Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Wesley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the machine tonight.
Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

"I am the Dread Pirate Roberts!"

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist."
 
they mostly come out at night, mostly....

Good one.. On a related note..

They're Heeeeeeeerrrrreeee!

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Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and as*holes. Pus*ies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your as*holes, Chuck. And all the as*holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, pus*ies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pus*ies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*** as*holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*** the as*holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t!

I quoted this movie so much when it came out my nickname at work was Derka.

I am about to make a bold statement. This movie cracks my top five list...of all time. It is *that* good.
 

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