Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: d*cks, p*ssies, and as*holes. Pus*ies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your as*holes, Chuck. And all the as*holes want us to sh*t all over everything! So, pus*ies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pus*ies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*** as*holes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*** the as*holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your p*ssy all covered in sh*t!
I quoted this movie so much when it came out my nickname at work was Derka.