Fist up vols

[CTVolsfan14]

Guys - I'm happy our coaches have bored everyone with coachspeech, I'm happy our players are taking these hilltoppwhatever punks seriously, but if any vol fan actually thinks were gonna lose please..hand in your volcard and move on. I hate to start one of these threads but gosh darnnit we got Oregon and florida comin up stop being a worrywart over frieken western wherever your making yourself look bad.

good day volnation - heres to a breezy 2-0.:hi:

 

[Volsohard]

I think I just had deja vu.

 

[pismonque]

Well, break a mirror while you're at it.

Jinxes have been scientifically proven to affect outcomes, you know.

 

[oldsmokey67]

Well said.CBJ will have them ready.FIST UP VOLNATION.Brick byBrick vfl.

 

[mdrew27]

I think most everyone agrees with you.

 

[Easttnken]

I cringe every time I hear "Fist Up"...

 

[PineyBluff Vol]

I too think we will win this game...however that old saying "Fool me once, shame on you...Fool me twice shame on me" Kinda holds true for this football team. I've been fooled a few times and I do not want to get embarrassed again. I try and not get too excited and yet I am Orange all The Way.

 

[CountVolcula]

I cringe every time I hear "Fist Up"...

Prostate issues?

 

[Easttnken]

Prostate issues?

As a male over 40, I fear an exam with a doctor who takes his job Very Seriously.

Maybe the younger crowd should fear a drunk hazing prank gone wayyyy wrong.

 

[CountVolcula]

As a male over 40, I fear an exam with a doctor who takes his job Very Seriously.

Maybe the younger crowd should fear a drunk hazing prank gone wayyyy wrong.

Been there on #1

Its also bad when the examining finger appears to be 8 inches long and broken once before

 

[Easttnken]

Been there on #1

Its also bad when the examining finger appears to be 8 inches long and broken once before

So, I should seek petite hand models who have had sensitivity training?

 

[FLVOL_79]

Thought thread was about true purpose of internet..

 

[CountVolcula]

So, I should seek petite hand models who have had sensitivity training?

You sure don't want one who can examine you while both hands are on your shoulders

 

[BigBadVol]

Been there on #1

Its also bad when the examining finger appears to be 8 inches long and broken once before

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Thanks I needed that.

 

[pismonque]

Its also bad when the examining finger appears to be 8 inches long and broken once before

Especially if he broke it doing the same thing.

 

[Easttnken]

You sure don't want one who can examine you while both hands are on your shoulders

Yea I may need a drink beforehand in order to relax a bit...but I'd rather it not be his suggestion.

 

[1truevol]

Yea I may need a drink beforehand in order to relax a bit...but I'd rather it not be his suggestion.

Lol...that's just wrong...on all levels.

 

[VolFan4Life87]

As a male over 40, I fear an exam with a doctor who takes his job Very Seriously.

Maybe the younger crowd should fear a drunk hazing prank gone wayyyy wrong.

It's really not that bad. Certainly not fun either, but I didn't feel like I'd been raped afterwards or anything. Violated for sure

 

[Easttnken]

It's really not that bad. Certainly not fun either, but I didn't feel like I'd been raped afterwards or anything. Violated for sure

I'm already paying him...I'll know I'm in trouble if the nurse gives me a "Safe Word" before he comes in.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

You sure don't want one who can examine you while both hands are on your shoulders

Yikes!

 

[livefaith]

I cringe every time I hear "Fist Up"...

I'm glad you said it. Something @ that bothers me. Brings negative images on several levels for some reason.

 

[WinginFlorida]

It's really not that bad. Certainly not fun either, but I didn't feel like I'd been raped afterwards or anything. Violated for sure

That's correct...it's not that bad.

It's a little disconcerting, however, when the doctor lights up a cigarette following the exam...

 

[Obsessed]

Y'all must use primitive doctors. Wow.


Blood work now does the same thing.

 

[governmentmule]

It's really not that bad. Certainly not fun either, but I didn't feel like I'd been raped afterwards or anything. Violated for sure

you have one of the small fingered doctors then,the first time i had it done,his hands looked like a bunch of bananas hmy:

 

[CountVolcula]

you have one of the small fingered doctors then,the first time i had it done,his hands looked like a bunch of bananas hmy:

The phrases

"Now, you might feel a little pressure"

And

"Ok, I'm done, would you like to wipe off"

They haunt me