Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[Firebirdparts]

 

[chatsworth_vol]

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Still alive? Don't think I'd mess with that bird.

 

[Firebirdparts]

No kidding. Might be tough chewing that one for Sunday dinner.

I don't find it too easy, myself, to knock a fan belt off without serious damage, and I'm a big guy.

 

[Firebirdparts]

This is curious.

Thrown beer can leads to fatal shooting in Florida

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

This is curious.

Thrown beer can leads to fatal shooting in Florida

Nah, just another day in America.

 

[VolNExile]

This is curious.

Thrown beer can leads to fatal shooting in Florida

A Lake County Sheriff’s Office representative confirmed that Kirkland was released on bond and was still permitted to carry a firearm until he is convicted.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

 

[Firebirdparts]

Drunk Florida man beaten after making fun of guest with Down syndrome at Disney World resort bar: police

A drunk Florida man was arrested after an altercation at a Disney World bar led to a fight when he allegedly made fun of a person with Down syndrome, police said.

www.yahoo.com

 

[VolNExile]

One of the "and also!"s on ^^^^ link:

Florida man accused of hitting Walgreens store manager with Bible on Easter Sunday

A Florida man is accused of smacking a Walgreens employee with a Bible on Easter Sunday. Peter Owens was charged with felony battery. He is also accused of trying to steal from Walmart.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Pennheel]

One of the "and also!"s on ^^^^ link:

Florida man accused of hitting Walgreens store manager with Bible on Easter Sunday

A Florida man is accused of smacking a Walgreens employee with a Bible on Easter Sunday. Peter Owens was charged with felony battery. He is also accused of trying to steal from Walmart.

www.foxnews.com

Okay,he hit the store manager with his Bible because she was rude to him,but didn't mean to hit her with it? Strange... I don't think I'd be taking my Bible around as a weapon, but that's just me.

These two stories are fine examples of "Florida Man"... The first guy was lucky he wasn't in worse shape after making fun of the girl with Downs Syndrome.

 

[OldandStillaVol]

Drunk Florida man beaten after making fun of guest with Down syndrome at Disney World resort bar: police

A drunk Florida man was arrested after an altercation at a Disney World bar led to a fight when he allegedly made fun of a person with Down syndrome, police said.

www.yahoo.com

He’s lucky that he wasn’t beat up worse. Disgusting behavior.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Wonder which one had the great idea first?

Couple accused of piecing together phony lottery ticket, claiming to win $1 million prize

A Florida couple is facing felony charges for allegedly faking a million-dollar lottery win.

www.wsmv.com

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[Woodrow Call]

You can't be messin' around with a man's chicken.

 

[VAVol85]

Left her Florida man to face the cops wearing only a smile.
Florida woman jumps off pier to avoid arrest for public sex

 

[tbh]

Left her Florida man to face the cops wearing only a smile.
Florida woman jumps off pier to avoid arrest for public sex

Was a massive fish die-off reported in the vicinity of the pier after she jumped in the water, by chance?

 

[malinoisvol]

Was a massive fish die-off reported in the vicinity of the pier after she jumped in the water, by chance?

Nope. She lived.