Florida Man personifies all that is wrong with the state

[GVF]

Like most pistol toting tough guys, he definitely looks like a wuss pulling the trigger.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

Florida man shoots out his own windows in road rage video
This Florida Man is CRAZY

Dashcam that also records you? Dumb on so many counts. I want the insurance company footage to show what a distracted driving idiot the other driver was, not me.

Gotta wonder about the brains of anyone who chooses to record themselves driving.

 

[Firebirdparts]

That is one seriously dumb person right there.

 

[VolFaninFla]

Dashcam that also records you? Dumb on so many counts. I want the insurance company footage to show what a distracted driving idiot the other driver was, not me.

Gotta wonder about the brains of anyone who chooses to record themselves driving.

Gotta wonder about the brains of anyone who chooses to record themselves driving. AND SHOOTING.

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[Boca Vol]

Pssssh. Who hasn't done that before?

 

[Firebirdparts]

Https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-steals-car-good-194700038.html
This is the most average Florida man story ever.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Finally, Florida man has some good luck. Almost. Unhappy ending.
Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

 

[Grand Vol]

Kinda tame for Florida man...

Florida man in cow pajamas among six people arrested during drug bust

 

[Firebirdparts]

Well, bless his heart.

 

[Grand Vol]

 

[VolFaninFla]

Gwendalupe does not have her facts straight.
This happened in Australia, not Florida.
It was a Crocodile, not an Alligator.
Nevertheless, a large reptile caught a frying to the head when it got aggressive

 

[VolFaninFla]

I wonder how a 18-20 foot/2200 lb crocodile would have reacted

 

[Grand Vol]

I wonder how an 18-20 foot/2200 lb crocodile would have reacted

Depends on if it was being coached by Mullen or not.

 

[Firebirdparts]

I assume he didn't have a skillet handy. Nobody takes walks with a skillet, but perhaps they should.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

https://wave927.iheart.com/featured...p8wEfz0pQgXMXhciL300hlPcJeWFBcF7BjuP9nhxb96Yw

 

[YankeeVol]

 

[tbh]

I'd figure low-tar Eggos would be a thing in some parts of Florida. Lake City, Perry, Gainesville, etc...

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Florida woman staged Dollar Tree robbery with teenage son, police say

 

[tntar heel]

Florida woman staged Dollar Tree robbery with teenage son, police say

Love it; 3/4 of these Florida Man and Woman stories are here in the Tampa Bay area. Some kids don't have a chance with brilliant parents like this one.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Florida woman named Tupac Shakur charged with beating man with baseball bat

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Florida woman named Tupac Shakur charged with beating man with baseball bat

Apparently, the man she allegedly beat with the bat refused treatment at a hospital.

With swings like that she must be a member of the Marlins organization.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Florida Man Arrested After Allegedly Burying Two Stolen Race Cars With an Excavator

Dumb crook story

 

[Firebirdparts]

Florida father and son shoot at innocent woman they thought tried to break in home, sheriff says

Florida man's life of fear just didn't pay off here. Luckily for the innocent bystander, they also can't hit anything.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Defiant victim gets shot, then grabs gun and shoots fleeing robber, Florida cops say

Florida man x 3

“detectives are working to determine if the victim and the suspects knew each other.”