For Those Who Wish We Hired Urban Meyer

[Other_Guy]

Where were his hands? WHERE were his hands?

Clearly holding on to his chair feeling uncomfortable

 

[JOEY'S ALL VOL !!!]

What ?

 

[IluvdoubleD's]

put it in your ear pods.

 

[DC_Vol]

put it in your ear pods.

Over a decade old. This is now considered classic. Still hilarious.

Little did we know we were about to start wandering aimlessly in the winless desert.

 

[Rickyvol77]

put it in your ear pods.

Someone who could speak English would be preferable

 

[Vfl2407]

I think Urban's fingers were smiting her bunghole.

I had to give you a like for using bunghole.
that word always makes me think of Beavis and Butthead.

 

[Volizona]

To respond to the OP, no I never wished for Meyer as our coach even before this incident. I don’t think he’s all that and would struggle rebuilding TN overnight just like most other coaches. I don’t think he is any more innovative that CJH in terms of offensive schemes and CJH is a much better human being

 

[Lawrence Wright]

This thread got unexpectedly awesome.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

news flash: Jesus was a black Jew.

Like Bundini Brown, Rod Carew, or perhaps Sammy Davis, Jr.

 

[Carp]

Lol your HR would like to have a word with you

Huh?

 

[douknowme40]

"I think Urban's fingers were smiting her bunghole."- .....Spewing liquids...Classic..Just Classic!

 

[Jravol78]

This thread got unexpectedly awesome.

Thats one descriptive I guess .

 

[Jravol78]

Like Bundini Brown, Rod Carew, or perhaps Sammy Davis, Jr.

Whoopi Goldberg

 

[RobertPellitt]

I questioned the outrage over a trivial matter. And I'm not the only one.

Silly me. I guess I thought this was discussion board...

It is a discussion board. However it makes little sense for someone to question the importance of the topic and to continuously debate it. If it’s not important to you put your typing fingers down and move on.

 

[brockytop]

Urban is a rubbed, oh my! Oh well, he might have been babe-sitting.
Video purportedly showing Urban Meyer out at bar goes viral

Knowing Meyer it was a setup to get fired or resign so he can go after USC job (or LSU if it opens up). In his mind this may be easier to deal with than professional humiliation of quitting or being fired after one season as a horrific NFL coach. Situation also opens up “need to spend more time with my family” bailout. He’s done it before.

 

[bigdaddy]

Lol, I just say the video from last season where he is interviewed and has a shirtless man taking bong rips in the background. He looks high himself. Classic
Half-naked man interrupted Urban Meyer’s interview on the Big Ten Network (Video)

 

[West Vol]

To respond to the OP, no I never wished for Meyer as our coach even before this incident. I don’t think he’s all that and would struggle rebuilding TN overnight just like most other coaches. I don’t think he is any more innovative that CJH in terms of offensive schemes and CJH is a much better human being

He’d have us back to 90s form in year 3 at the latest.

 

[WoodsmanVol]

Knowing Meyer it was a setup to get fired or resign so he can go after USC job (or LSU if it opens up). In his mind this may be easier to deal with than professional humiliation of quitting or being fired after one season as a horrific NFL coach. Situation also opens up “need to spend more time with my family” bailout. He’s done it before.

Wouldn't surprise me. But I don't think he's returning to the SEC. Especially not LSU as he'd have to contend with Kiffin, and I think despite current circumstances, Leach will be another reason to shy away from the SEC-west. The competition will wither him. USC might be desperate enough to try him to counter the success of some of the coaches there. If a school hires him, I think I can see a few hypnotized by his presumed coaching acumen.

Oklahoma State
WVA
Oregon State
Washington State
Texas Tech
One of the Kansas universities
Illinois

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Like Bundini Brown, Rod Carew, or perhaps Sammy Davis, Jr.

Sammy Davis Jr - The Candy Man (Live in Germany 1985) - YouTube

 

[USAFgolferVol]

Knowing Meyer it was a setup to get fired or resign so he can go after USC job (or LSU if it opens up). In his mind this may be easier to deal with than professional humiliation of quitting or being fired after one season as a horrific NFL coach. Situation also opens up “need to spend more time with my family” bailout. He’s done it before.

If he leaves right now no big time program is going to hire him

 

[brockytop]

If he leaves right now no big time program is going to hire him

I don’t believe that for a second.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Lol, I just say the video from last season where he is interviewed and has a shirtless man taking bong rips in the background. He looks high himself. Classic
Half-naked man interrupted Urban Meyer’s interview on the Big Ten Network (Video)

Oh dear.

 

[Okie]

Wouldn't surprise me. But I don't think he's returning to the SEC. Especially not LSU as he'd have to contend with Kiffin, and I think despite current circumstances, Leach will be another reason to shy away from the SEC-west. The competition will wither him. USC might be desperate enough to try him to counter the success of some of the coaches there. If a school hires him, I think I can see a few hypnotized by his presumed coaching acumen.

Oklahoma State
WVA
Oregon State
Washington State
Texas Tech
One of the Kansas universities
Illinois

OK State wouldn't touch him, neither would either of the Kansas schools. He's too slick for OSU and KState. Kansas might have taken a chance if they had not just been so badly burned by Les Miles. IMO, Meyer is going to have to go the route of Hugh Freeze and spend some time at an unknown school for a few years if he hopes to coach in college again. I doubt that he does, though. He will sit out a couple of years and then show up on HBO or something not prime network talking about about football.

 

[Hairy Vols]

It's getting lots of media coverage, but that does not mean I consider this news

Media coverage= News
Your opinion = your opinion

 

[vol66]

Ear buds?

GBO!!!