Funny Pics thread II

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#13,951
MWR said:
I have sent them to fetch a "Board Stretcher" and a "Skyhook" . Not the red Skyhook, be sure to get the blue one.
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Some friends and I pulled the "Board Stretcher" prank on another friend once. He went all the way to Home Depot and was there for about an hour before one of the workers laughed him out of the store.
 
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Grand Vol said:
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A bucket of jet wash
A metric adjustable
 
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82_VOL_83 said:
A bucket of jet wash
A metric adjustable
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I was working on an Alcoa dam back in the 80's. An old welder sent one of the young guys back to his truck to get him a "Half-inch adjustable wrench". He was gone for a while before he came back across the dam shaking his head. He had figured out that he had been had, it just took him awhile.
 
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#13,956
MWR said:
I was working on an Alcoa dam back in the 80's. An old welder sent one of the young guys back to his truck to get him a "Half-inch adjustable wrench". He was gone for a while before he came back across the dam shaking his head. He had figured out that he had been had, it just took him awhile.
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I actually brought back the metric adjustable. If you flip the wrench to the opposite side of the size, it's metric. 10 in adjustable will have 25.4 mm on the back. Didn't fall for the jetwash.
 
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MWR said:
I have sent them to fetch a "Board Stretcher" and a "Skyhook" . Not the red Skyhook, be sure to get the blue one.
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Striped Paint. Left Handed Monkey Wrench.

The funniest thing I ever seen was when my seasoned troops all went outside to the break area while a new troop was left in the shop to clean. One called the shop floor phone under the pretense he was a doctor. He had the young'n perform a "phone physical" and had him doing all kinds of stuff (nothing lude). We watched through a window as this was all going on. I honestly think the Doctor could have got him to perform a self-prostate exam. LOLOL
 
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Grand Vol said:
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When I was in the Navy :
Go down to the galley and get me 100 feet of chow line.
Go down to engineering and get us a BT punch (Boiler Tech's loved it).
Go to medical and get your pap smear. The line was always large on an aircraft carrier and they would stand there and wait.

I heard on smaller ships they would give a guy a pole with a hook and tell him to watch for the mail buoy.
 
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rekinhavoc said:
When I was in the Navy :
Go down to the galley and get me 100 feet of chow line.
Go down to engineering and get us a BT punch (Boiler Tech's loved it).
Go to medical and get your pap smear. The line was always large on an aircraft carrier and they would stand there and wait.

I heard on smaller ships they would give a guy a pole with a hook and tell him to watch for the mail buoy.
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Ummm... Do all sailors get a pap smear??
 
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