Funny Pics thread II

[hmanvolfan]

 

[volfanbill]

When I was in the Navy :
Go down to the galley and get me 100 feet of chow line.
Go down to engineering and get us a BT punch (Boiler Tech's loved it).
Go to medical and get your pap smear. The line was always large on an aircraft carrier and they would stand there and wait.

I heard on smaller ships they would give a guy a pole with a hook and tell him to watch for the mail buoy.

The Army sends newbs for chem light batteries, keys to the drop zone, PRK-E7s, testing vehicles for soft spots, and exhaust checks

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

 

[joevol33]

 

[joevol33]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[Behr]

Or because it's worth $5.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

It's the worst.

 

[Behr]

The worst pizza, frozen Totinoes, is still good.

 

[Weezer]

I want this dog.

 

[malinoisvol]

Try their Calzone pizza. Its GOOOD!

 

[Grand Vol]

Try their Calzone pizza. Its GOOOD!

Dude, it's a calzone or a pizza.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Try their Calzone pizza. Its GOOOD!

The calzone is fantastic but it’s not on the menu here, you have to ask for it.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Dude, it's a calzone or a pizza.

Actually they make theirs sorta like a pizza crust folded over double.

 

[Grand Vol]

Actually they make theirs sorta like a pizza crust folded over double.

Yeah, that's pretty much a calzone...

 

[Behr]

Yeah, that's pretty much a calzone...

I guess At little Caesars it's pretty much a calzone pizza.

 

[VolFaninFla]

 

[volfanbill]

The worst pizza, frozen Totinoes, is still good.

There are worse frozens than Totino’s. But your overall point is valid

 

[NEVolFan]

When I was in the Navy :
Go down to the galley and get me 100 feet of chow line.
Go down to engineering and get us a BT punch (Boiler Tech's loved it).
Go to medical and get your pap smear. The line was always large on an aircraft carrier and they would stand there and wait.

I heard on smaller ships they would give a guy a pole with a hook and tell him to watch for the mail buoy.

Ex Navy here... true, on a destroyer, they liked to prank fresh out Ensigns to go to the bow and look for the mail buoy, in the middle of the Pacific.
One more... telling FNGs to go get 50 feet of water line.

 

[Grand Vol]

I guess At little Caesars it's pretty much a calzone pizza.

Little Caesars went downhill once they stopped wrapping their pizzas in paper.

Just sayin

 

[Grand Vol]

Ex Navy here... true, on a destroyer, they liked to prank fresh out Ensigns to go to the bow and look for the mail buoy, in the middle of the Pacific.
One more... telling FNGs to go get 50 feet of water line.

Funny story asking those lines...

One of my early supervisors was stationed in Japan during the Cold War and they sent a rookie Airman out to look for "a hundred yards of flightline."

Said Airman disappeared for several hours until he returned with a convoy of heavy equipment and several flatbed trucks loaded with...

Rapid Runway Repair materials. A grizzled old E-7 got out of one of the trucks and proceeded to tell the group "okay, here's your ****ing fightline. Now where do you want it unloaded?"

Kid never got screwed with ever again.

 

[Grand Vol]

 

[MWR]