Funny Pics thread II

[VolNExile]

This is where I think I'm misunderstanding and or confused with this exchange.

My whole point was RR and all those other celebs have someone do all that for them. I doubt they do it before the show themselves but have someone do it for them. Like the comedian said, they just walk out and everything is done for them. If she added the time her assistant spent prepping everything, it would be "RR's 45-60 minutes or more meals".
IIf you're understanding that and just going on about something else, my bad.

If 114 understood all this, I'm right. Lol.

I think the source of the confusion was when I wrote “I don’t usually have things measured out…”

I didn’t mean that I “have” my minions (the cat, perhaps) measure things out. I was using “have” in the sense of “I don’t usually have my shoes and purse lined up by the door, ready to go.”

To me, the best part of the clip was when he talked about the finished dish ready in the oven. If only. My own pet peeve: food stylists who alter the results of the printed recipe to make a picture prettier.

 

[GVF]

I don’t usually have things “measured out in little glass bowls” (just sometimes), but I have learned the hard way to get every single ingredient and gadget out on the counter and skillets clean, dry, and ready before I start. Many Bad Words used to be said before I finally grasped this.

I've learned the hard way (meaning cleaning up after my wife the tornado does her occasional meal cook), to clean as I go. Ok, actually I've just always been that way. I will set out what's gonna be needed, chop up ahead of time what will be cooked, then I get the pots and skillets going. I celan and put food stuff and dishes away as I cook. When I'm done the only thing really left is the pots the food is in, and maybe a very few small things. But when she cooks...it's WTF happened in here?!

 

[VolNExile]

I've learned the hard way (meaning cleaning up after my wife the tornado does her occasional meal cook), to clean as I go. Ok, actually I've just always been that way. I will set out what's gonna be needed, chop up ahead of time what will be cooked, then I get the pots and skillets going. I celan and put food stuff and dishes away as I cook. When I'm done the only thing really left is the pots the food is in, and maybe a very few small things. But when she cooks...it's WTF happened in here?!

I pretty much do what you do. It’s too depressing after cooking and then eating to face a kitchen turned upside down. But if I’m cooking seafood or something else that goes quickly, all bets are off!

 

[hmanvolfan]

I've learned the hard way (meaning cleaning up after my wife the tornado does her occasional meal cook), to clean as I go. Ok, actually I've just always been that way. I will set out what's gonna be needed, chop up ahead of time what will be cooked, then I get the pots and skillets going. I celan and put food stuff and dishes away as I cook. When I'm done the only thing really left is the pots the food is in, and maybe a very few small things. But when she cooks...it's WTF happened in here?!

My wife used to make great fried chicken but when she was done it looked like a package of flour exploded in the kitchen.

 

[Firebirdparts]

I always clean as I go. It's much more enjoyable that way. My wife is the kind of person that if I tell her how she should do something, she will do the extreme opposite 10,000 times. So I never say anything about how she cooks. She retired in her 20's and she really does just spend the entire day trashing everything in the kitchen, every day. She never gets tired of it. She hired a guy to put in a white tile floor with white grout so that it looks as nasty as possible. I refused to do it and she had to hire a guy. Of course I paid for it, to him, and I've paid for it ever since because I have to look at it. I told her, "when you die, this floor is gone".

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I always clean as I go. It's much more enjoyable that way. My wife is the kind of person that if I tell her how she should do something, she will do the extreme opposite 10,000 times. So I never say anything about how she cooks. She retired in her 20's and she really does just spend the entire day trashing everything in the kitchen, every day. She never gets tired of it. She hired a guy to put in a white tile floor with white grout so that it looks as nasty as possible. I refused to do it and she had to hire a guy. Of course I paid for it, to him, and I've paid for it ever since because I have to look at it. I told her, "when you die, this floor is gone".

How is someone able to retire in their 20’s

 

[Firebirdparts]

You have to marry somebody that works.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

You have to marry somebody that works.

Well, crap. I’m out.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Well, crap. I’m out.

 

[Behr]

I always clean as I go. It's much more enjoyable that way. My wife is the kind of person that if I tell her how she should do something, she will do the extreme opposite 10,000 times. So I never say anything about how she cooks. She retired in her 20's and she really does just spend the entire day trashing everything in the kitchen, every day. She never gets tired of it. She hired a guy to put in a white tile floor with white grout so that it looks as nasty as possible. I refused to do it and she had to hire a guy. Of course I paid for it, to him, and I've paid for it ever since because I have to look at it. I told her, "when you die, this floor is gone".

 

[Orangeredblooded]

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

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[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

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[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[VolNExile]

Well, at least it has the little pine tree air freshener.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I won't to know what's that reflection in the driver's side window? An anti-tank weapon?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]