Go to hell, Alabama! (and everyone else) (merged)

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Urban Dictionary: Alabama fans

Alabama fans

The dumbest of all rednecks, Alabama fans are notorious for worshiping a dead guy, named Bear, and cheering for the Crimson Tide(when they are winning). They claim 13 national championships, but there are actually 8. Many people wonder,"Why claim even more national championships that you didn't win, when anyone would be proud of 8?" Unfortunately, Alabama fans are unable to listen to logic or reason, so they claim 13. Surrounding civilians like to avoid Alabama fans in fear that their stupidity could be contagious. Some avid fans wear black and white-striped shirts and have somehow become referees in many SEC football games. The most obvious of these rednecks are the idiots that wear hounds-tooth hats, formerly worn by Bear, despite the ridicule from people with an IQ above 50. Most Alabama fans believe their new coach, SaBEAR, is the 2nd coming of Christ which is not acknowledged by any form of intelligent life. Their battle cry is, "ROOWL TIIED!". This highly laughed-upon cry was supposed to be translated as "roll tide", but as the redneck population increases, the phrase becomes more distorted. While the state of Alabama is infested with Alabama fans, most of the fans cannot locate Tuscaloosa on a map, and have never been inside the university due to or because of the 5 they made on the ACT. Don't worry though, my friend, they find all of their Alabama apparel at Walmart. You can commonly find Alabama fans flipping patties at McDonald's or in prisons anywhere in the South.
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Now that Alabama is Winning again they have so many bandwagons fans it is freakin rediculous. Every bama fan should be forced to read this thread just so they are reaffirmed on how much Volnation hates them
 
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Weee'rre Baaccckk said:
Vols are coming for you, Brick by Brick

Go to hell
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Your post is redundant. Alabama is already hell . . . but I see what your saying.

Edit: looks like somebody posted this sentiment within seconds and beat me to it. With Butch around even Volnation is on its game!!!
 
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mritter said:
Now that Alabama is Winning again they have so many bandwagons fans it is freakin rediculous. Every bama should be forced to read this thread just so they are reaffirmed on how much Volnation hates them
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Like damned cock roaches around Chattanooga. Two cubes over I got a Benedict Arnold bammer who grew up in Lenore city, but has been an alabubba fan "for 'bout 5 year now". Stupid ****.
 
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mritter said:
Now that Alabama is Winning again they have so many bandwagons fans it is freakin rediculous. Every bama fan should be forced to read this thread just so they are reaffirmed on how much Volnation hates them
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Alot of them have Tennessee license plates. :crazy:
 
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their whole fan base is illegitimate. whether it be illegitimate fan or illegitimate human being.
 
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mritter said:
Now that Alabama is Winning again they have so many bandwagons fans it is freakin rediculous. Every bama fan should be forced to read this thread just so they are reaffirmed on how much Volnation hates them
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As strange as it might sound to you, we really don't need that many reminders. But we appreciate the sentiment.
 
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Cheer - KOTEX - Roll up that Crimson Tide!!! That goes back a few decades.
 
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