Happy Birthday Rod Wilks

[Volition 1.0]

Rod Wilks once caught a cold.

With chopsticks.

 

[UTwild82]

Rod decided he wanted to be 25 again this year.

Time, out of fear, obliged.

 

[Volatility]

But seriously, does anyone know what he's up to now? Besides ruling over Earth of course

 

[Biopsyman]

Chuck Norris sent a signed picture

 

[ttocswob]

Rod Wilks counted to infinity -- twice.

...then divided by zero.

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

...then divided by zero.

That's why he's Rod Wilks.

 

[TrueOrange]

I have never asked but what is the deal with all the rod wilks stuff?

You dare ask?

What challenge did Rod Wilks ever pose to all the stuff involving you?

 

[volgrl]

Rod Wilks, one day older than God.

 

[NickZ4UT]

Rod Wilks landed on a comet too, only he did make such a fuss about it.

 

[MountainDooley]

My birthday was also yesterday but out of respect and fear of Rod Wilks my family wont celebrate it until today...

 

[BigSteve09]

Happy Rod Wilks New Year!

 

[salutethehill]

Horses are hung like Rod Wilks.

 

[Volunteer forever]

Moment of silence for vol forever please, he misspelled Rod Wilks name, I can only assume he's no longer with us.

He actually let me live but he said if I ever call him Rob again he will strangle me with a cordless phone!

 

[Nashvol2]

Never... get's.... old....












Rod that is.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

It really doesn't. Even if it did..nobody would say it out loud.

 

[UTvol53]

Rod wilks met Eric berry over the middle it caused dinosaurs to go extinct.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

Why continue to downgrade a kid that tried his best under 4 different coaching staffs? So an optimistic VN poster said he was the next Jerry Rice, so what. At least he got some PT

 

[dduncan4163]

Rod Wilks doesn't flush a toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.

 

[dduncan4163]

Rod Wilks doesn't dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

 

[dduncan4163]

Death once had a near-Rod Wilks experience.

 

[pricevol5]

Horses are hung like Rod Wilks.

Maybe, possibly, the only Rod Wilks joke gone too far.

 

[Volition 1.0]

Why continue to downgrade a kid that tried his best under 4 different coaching staffs? So an optimistic VN poster said he was the next Jerry Rice, so what. At least he got some PT

Not sure anyone is attacking Rod here. It's not my intention. I think it's mostly aimed at the poster who hyped him too much.

 

[dduncan4163]

Not sure anyone is attacking Rod here. It's not my intention. I think it's mostly aimed at the poster who hyped him too much.

Yup it always has been.

 

[Lawrence Wright]

When Rod Wilks cashes a check, the bank bounces.

 

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

Not sure anyone is attacking Rod here. It's not my intention. I think it's mostly aimed at the poster who hyped him too much.

Who was the poster? And what year?