Harvey Updike = schizophrenic

#58
#58
Ravenheart said:
If you're trying to make me laugh, it's not working. All you gentlemen are doing is making @$$es of yourselves.
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Why Raven, that's an ugly thing to say..

Does this mean we're not friends anymore?









You know Raven, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it.

You haven't even wished me happy birthday today..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108358/quotes?qt0428098
 
#59
#59
wounded mullet said:
Answer the question, how are you different?
My money is on being a furry. Not judging..
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Well, you just went broke.

The reasons I feel that I am different are quite simple. (Please understand that you may not like what I am about to say, but it has to be said)

1) I don't drink.

2) I don't smoke.

3) I am an avid reader.

4) I don't do things "by the book." If you want me to go left, I'll go right. If you want me to jump, I won't.

5) I don't like sweet tea.

6) I hate impatient people.

I could go on forever, but I'm going to stop right there for two reasons. One, I don't like to toot my own horn. Two, I would really like to get back to talking about HARVEY F***ING UPDYKE!!!!
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#60
#60
Ravenheart said:
Well, you just went broke.

The reasons I feel that I am different are quite simple. (Please understand that you may not like what I am about to say, but it has to be said)

1) I don't drink.

2) I don't smoke.

3) I am an avid reader.

4) I don't do things "by the book." If you want me to go left, I'll go right. If you want me to jump, I won't.

5) I don't like sweet tea.

6) I hate impatient people.

I could go on forever, but I'm going to stop right there for two reasons. One, I don't like to toot my own horn. Two, I would really like to get back to talking about HARVEY F***ING UPDYKE!!!!
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My browser must be messed up, cause it sounds like I am on Match.com.
 
#61
#61
Ravenheart said:
Well, you just went broke.

The reasons I feel that I am different are quite simple. (Please understand that you may not like what I am about to say, but it has to be said)

1) I don't drink.

2) I don't smoke.

3) I am an avid reader.

4) I don't do things "by the book." If you want me to go left, I'll go right. If you want me to jump, I won't.

5) I don't like sweet tea.

6) I hate impatient people.

I could go on forever, but I'm going to stop right there for two reasons. One, I don't like to toot my own horn. Two, I would really like to get back to talking about HARVEY F***ING UPDYKE!!!!
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You just described my Aunt Millie. I mean i love my aunt dearly but i wouldn't consider her "different"

Yes, back to Updyke, do you think he likes sweet tea?
 
#64
#64
Ravenheart said:
Well, you just went broke.

The reasons I feel that I am different are quite simple. (Please understand that you may not like what I am about to say, but it has to be said)

1) I don't drink.

2) I don't smoke.

3) I am an avid reader.

4) I don't do things "by the book." If you want me to go left, I'll go right. If you want me to jump, I won't.

5) I don't like sweet tea.

6) I hate impatient people.

I could go on forever, but I'm going to stop right there for two reasons. One, I don't like to toot my own horn. Two, I would really like to get back to talking about HARVEY F***ING UPDYKE!!!!
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you sound like the life of the party
 
#65
#65
Finebaum's show is ridiculous. I know at the end of the day the blame goes to Updyke, but Paul instigates crap like this all day long...
 
#67
#67
Raven man, you seem to be a few cards short of a full deck. How can you get this pissed when people just joke with you about your font?
 
#69
#69
Ravenheart said:
NO I DON'T!

I don't think too highly of myself! I know that I am imperfect and I will make mistakes. It's all a part of being humble, and it is something that was taught to me from an early age. What is wrong with you all? Why can't you just let me do things my way?! Why can't you just let me live? Perhaps it is you all who thinks too highly of yourselves!

I swear, sometimes you all are just awful! :angry:
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