Harvey Updike = schizophrenic

#77
#77
Trust me. You do not want to fight me.

By the way, grain alcohol can kill you.

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Oh I'm pretty sure my sweet tea-enhanced muscles will have no trouble with you. Grain alcohol can kill you, too.
 
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#78
#78
Oh I'm pretty sure my sweet tea-enhanced muscles will have no trouble for you. Grain alcohol can kill you, too.

Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated? Oh, I'm sorry...

"Oh please! Please don't hurt me! Please don't use your large, sweet-tea enhanced muscles to beat me up. I'll do anything! Anything!" :cray:

Is that what you want me to say? Is that what you're expecting? Please. Your intimidation efforts are futile.

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#79
#79
Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated? Oh, I'm sorry...

"Oh please! Please don't hurt me! Please don't use your large, sweet-tea enhanced muscles to beat me up. I'll do anything! Anything!" :cray:

Is that what you want me to say? Is that what you're expecting? Please. Your intimidation efforts are futile.

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It's a good thing you went ahead and said that. I was getting really impatient waiting for you to beg like that. How does my impatience make you feel?
 
#81
#81
Moderators, could you please delete every post in this thread not pertaining to Harvey Updyke? It seems these @$$faces don't want to leave me alone; they want to keep ganging up on me. I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you.
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#83
#83
Moderators, could you please delete every post in this thread not pertaining to Harvey Updyke? It seems these @$$faces don't want to leave me alone; they want to keep ganging up on me. I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you.
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Are you not avid about reading the off-topic posts, or are you just impatient for more Updike information? You know, a nice smoke and a couple whiskeys could really help you relax.
 
#84
#84
This thread=lulz.

I have never 'spoken' to you Raven, but if you relax a bit people will ease off, dang dude.

Oh, and Updyke/Al from Dadeville is certifiably PSYCHO.

*SIKE-OH
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#85
#85
Are you not avid about reading the off-topic posts, or are you just impatient for more Updike information? You know, a nice smoke and a couple whiskeys could really help you relax.

I can vouch for the whiskey. I'd rather have a dip though.....
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#89
#89
I've gotten a good laugh out of this thread. Ravenheart, how old are you?
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#94
#94
I guessed early teens
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The more I read this board, the more I'm convinced that most posters are in their early teens. Especially the football forum or recruiting forum.

Yet I doubted any were sharp enough to know how to change fonts.
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