If I'm Pearl after this game

#126
#126
Tenacious D said:
I'll be on your side.

First, let me find a tack hammer, and give me a moment to concentrate on breathing through my mouth.

Now, I'm ready.

How dare you SOB's question this team or this staff!!!

What, you hate Tennessee's?!?!

Don't you know how poor our program has been for so long?!?!

The guy showed up painted orange! ORANGE! With his shirt off! Classic.

Rebounding is overrated. As is a set offense. And shot selection. And heart. And pride. Especially when you're really charismatic.

There, I hit'em with the whole kitchen sink. Whew! I think we've got'em on the ropes.

Tag out! Tag out! Go get'em!
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Very entertaining. Sadly, I have no thanks function. Maybe the Iower kinfolk will hit you up.
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#127
#127
Tenacious D said:
I'll be on your side.

First, let me find a tack hammer, and give me a moment to concentrate on breathing through my mouth.

Now, I'm ready.

How dare you SOB's question this team or this staff!!!

What, you hate Tennessee's?!?!

Don't you know how poor our program has been for so long?!?!

The guy showed up painted orange! ORANGE! With his shirt off! Classic.

Rebounding is overrated. As is a set offense. And shot selection. And heart. And pride. Especially when you're really charismatic.

There, I hit'em with the whole kitchen sink. Whew! I think we've got'em on the ropes.

Tag out! Tag out! Go get'em!
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Very nice.

You want to be my brother?
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#128
#128
Speaking of the "thanks" feature, we need a "smite" button as well... I know of one person in this thread who would be the recipient of such.
 
#129
#129
IA VOL said:
Oh, you're back to bail out your little buddy. How sweet. I know that he doesn't have the skills of you or your leader and pretty much plagiarizes all of you and your buddy's thoughts but some day he's going to have to stand on his own.

Why do I find it hilarious that you guys are going back and forth "thanking" each other?
:lolabove:
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Good diversion, partner!

Keep their attention on anything but the game, the team, our coach or our tournament chances.

Keep punching, Drago, keep punching! They got no answer for your heat, bro!
 
#130
#130
BigPapaVol said:
Big words? No I didn't. I type conversationally (the way I speak for the syllable challenged) and spit out what pops up. That's why my crap is often stream of consciousness style disjointed. If it's too much for you, ignore it.

I can tell you for 100% certain that I have a lone account, but, again, don't let that stop the fairy tale.
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One thing is true about that, no matter how you write it, it still comes across as crap.
 
#131
#131
4 on 1 now? Boy, the losses sure bring em out. Bash away boys, bash away.

Please tell me you guys are in high school.
 
#132
#132
Tenacious D said:
Good diversion, partner!

Keep their attention on anything but the game, the team, our coach or our tournament chances.

Keep punching, Drago, keep punching! They got no answer for your heat, bro!
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Or better yet, we just mail it in at 18-5. No point going forward now.
 
#134
#134
IA VOL said:
One thing is true about that, no matter how you write it, it still comes across as crap.
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Amazingly clever and hurtful. I'm trying hard to win over the knee jerk supporters. It's on my METL.
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#135
#135
IA VOL said:
4 on 1 now? Boy, the losses sure bring em out. Bash away boys, bash away.

Please tell me you guys are in high school.
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It's not anything on anything. You takig the poor abused orphan role to try and avoid the pink elephant in the room is providing enormous entertainment.
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#136
#136
IA VOL said:
One thing is true about that, no matter how you write it, it still comes across as crap.
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Ha! Ha! Crap was perfect-o there, bro! Perfect-o!

"Poo-poo" was too juvenile.

"Feces" was way too formal.

Crap hit'em in the eyes, man. Hit'em in the eyes!
 
#138
#138
IA VOL said:
4 on 1 now? Boy, the losses sure bring em out. Bash away boys, bash away.

Please tell me you guys are in high school.
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4 on 1?! You mean, 4 on 2, baby! FOUR on TWO!

I got your back - not that you need me - you're killin' these fools. Killin' them.

I like the "high school" reference immensely, if only as a ready defense for when my argument is being worn wafer thin.

It's a good stop-gap before asking if their parents know they're gay, or have cooties.

You must have, "Malboro" tattooed on your chest, bro, because you are smoking these pereptrators!
 
#139
#139
SGMVols said:
At least he said more than the usual, "This post is useless." Still the same pointlessness from him though.
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Yea he must have just finished off a coffee or something to muster up that much energy.
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#140
#140
BigPapaVol said:
It's not anything on anything. You takig the poor abused orphan role to try and avoid the pink elephant in the room is providing enormous entertainment.
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If reading anymous postings on an internet message board is providing you enormous entertainment, you might want to rethink your priorities. You guys certainly are committed to your cause, gotta give you credit for that.
 
#141
#141
IA VOL said:
If reading anymous postings on an internet message board is providing you enormous entertainment, you might want to rethink your priorities. You guys certainly are committed to your cause, gotta give you credit for that.
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I'm here only because I find it very entertaining. Why else would I be here?

If you are here for another reason, you're just a nimrod.

You forgot to point out my typo, which would clearly put you one up.
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#142
#142
Post count attack is next.

Okay, okay. I'm really going to bed now. Just had to at least throw in the next line of fire from Iowa Cat.
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#143
#143
The team has to have better shot selection and more shots, if possible , in the paint. Cut down on tres but make as many as possible. They need more practice at the foul line! If a team doesn't hit at least 75% they aren't going to win many games. Need to hit at least 45% - 48% from the 2 point range and hit 35-40% from the 3 point arc.
 
#144
#144
BigPapaVol said:
It's not anything on anything. You takig the poor abused orphan role to try and avoid the pink elephant in the room is providing enormous entertainment.
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Did you just call my bro an orphaned elephant?!? And why was it pink?!?! What are you implying, Mr. Typing Big Words?

That's going a little over the line, my man!

My partner is not going to stand for this man, believe that.
 
#145
#145
BigPapaVol said:
I'm here only because I find it very entertaining. Why else would I be here?

If you are here for another reason, you're just a nimrod.

You forgot to point out my typo, which would clearly put you one up.
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I only point out a post typo when it's fitting. Kind of like somone saying "your an idiot." By the way your an idiot.
Isn't name calling fun?
 
#146
#146
Tenacious D said:
Did you just call my bro an orphaned elephant?!? And why was it pink?!?! What are you implying, Mr. Typing Big Words?

That's going a little over the line, my man!

My partner is not going to stand for this man, believe that.
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I bulee dat.
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#147
#147
Lofton4Three said:
Post count attack is next.

Okay, okay. I'm really going to bed now. Just had to at least throw in the next line of fire from Iowa Cat.
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Oh, Mr. Lofton piggybacking someone else's work again. Goodnight little fella.
 
#148
#148
IA VOL said:
If reading anymous postings on an internet message board is providing you enormous entertainment, you might want to rethink your priorities. You guys certainly are committed to your cause, gotta give you credit for that.
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Wait a minute, you get paid to read internet message boards?!?

Boss. They got no answer for the seven kinds of smoke you're throwing.
 
#149
#149
IA VOL said:
I only point out a post typo when it's fitting. Kind of like somone saying "your an idiot." By the way your an idiot.
Isn't name calling fun?
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You forgot to inform me about why I should be here? You apparently disagree with my motive, so I'm hoping I can adopt yours. Do tell.
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#150
#150
BigPapaVol said:
I'm here only because I find it very entertaining. Why else would I be here?

If you are here for another reason, you're just a nimrod.

You forgot to point out my typo, which would clearly put you one up.
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Uh, that's now 2 up, thank you very much.

Respect the lead.
 
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