If I'm Pearl after this game

[Tenacious D]

I only point out a post typo when it's fitting. Kind of like somone saying "your an idiot." By the way your an idiot.
Isn't name calling fun?

Nothing slaps the floor and says, "MAN UP!" like a well-placed pun!

Here comes the hot-stepper, dropping knowledge!

They. Got. No. Answer. For. You.

 

[IA VOL]

Wait a minute, you get paid to read internet message boards?!?

Boss. They got no answer for the seven kinds of smoke you're throwing.

Where did you come from Kenny and who invited you?

The only thing you need to know about me is that
I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wants a piece of my sh*t.

I see a common theme on here and it's that certain individuals just can't fight their own battles.

 

[BigPapaVol]

Where did you come from Kenny and who invited you?

The only thing you need to know about me is that
I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wants a piece of my sh*t.

Then why are you here? Weren't you telling me about my jacked up priorities? Help a brother out.
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[Tenacious D]

Where did you come from Kenny and who invited you?

The only thing you need to know about me is that
I was handed the keys to the kingdom, multi-million dollar deals, endorsements. Everyone wants a piece of my sh*t.

Where'd I come from? Heaven, man. Heaven. I'm like your message board guardian angel.

I knew it! I knew it! I knew I would eventually befriend a millionaire with diamond encrusted poop, if I only hung around a message board long enough.

You're the TOTAL PACKAGE, baby.

 

[IA VOL]

Then why are you here? Weren't you telling me about my jacked up priorities? Help a brother out.
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I'm just here to watch the show. I read in a couple of different places that this place was the cesspool of the internet so I thought I would come here to see for myself if that was the case.

 

[BigPapaVol]

I'm just hear to watch the show. I read in a couple of different places that this place was the cesspool of the internet so I thought I would come here to see for myself if that was the case.

Oh. A hoopsville transplant that buys the OrangeNYC garbage. Wonder if he has ever played ball?

Don't want to be picky, but your vocabulary sucks. You thought my post had too many big words and now it seems you have no idea what watching means.
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[Tenacious D]

I'm just here to watch the show. I read in a couple of different places that this place was the cesspool of the internet so I thought I would come here to see for myself if that was the case.

This sounds like you seek out and frequent known cesspools.

EJECT! EJECT!

 

[Tenacious D]

I'm just here to watch the show. I read in a couple of different places that this place was the cesspool of the internet so I thought I would come here to see for myself if that was the case.

I like how you were just chiding them for their misspellings and other grammatical errors, only to then misspell a four-letter word yourself.

Classic.

I'm sure that this was intentional, right?

 

[IA VOL]

Oh. A hoopsville transplant that buys the OrangeNYC garbage. Wonder if he has ever played ball?

Don't want to be picky, but your vocabulary sucks. You thought my post had too many big words and now it seems you have no idea what watching means.
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Nah, not sure I've ever been to hoopsville. Actually most of it was word of mouth. And I'm taking an active approach forming my opinion. My apologies to you that my responses don't toe the company line.

 

[usafvol01]

The ref's definetly missed calls and favored Vandy but that doesn't have anything to with the lack of effort, poor shooting, standing around and watching on defense.

 

[IA VOL]

I like how you were just chiding them for their misspellings and other grammatical errors, only to then misspell a four-letter word yourself.

Classic.

I'm sure that this was intentional, right?

Caught it and fixed it. I make plenty of spelling errors, no biggie and don't feel the need to usually fix them. However, I find it quite comical when someone calls you an idiot when spelling something wrong in the same sentence. You know what I'm talking about though.

 

[Heebs]

Nah, not sure I've ever been to hoopsville. Actually most of it was word of mouth. And I'm taking an active approach forming my opinion. My apologies to you that my responses don't toe the company line.

Yeah, Volnation is amateur hour.

 

[DowntownVol]

Everyone here doesn't live in Iower, where it's just assumed. We have to still have a word to differentiate.
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Well played.

 

[IA VOL]

and to think I thought it was still only used in Kentucky, learn something new every day.

 

[DowntownVol]

You used some very big words in that post, impressive. You guys are such hardore here you probably have one account that you use solely for thanking your buddies and yourself.

What was the bigger word, "deluded" or "undeterred"? Those are middle school vocabulary words. Please try to keep up. Unless you are, in fact, actually in middle school, in which case you get a pass. If so, it's past your bedtime.

 

[IA VOL]

What was the bigger word, "deluded" or "undeterred"? Those are middle school vocabulary words. Please try to keep up. Unless you are, in fact, actually in middle school, in which case you get a pass. If so, it's past your bedtime.

It's a long running argument and/or joke but thanks for joining in.

 

[DowntownVol]

Enough. I've been into the whiskey, and it's time to set it straight:

1. Whining about the officiating is what losers do. Even out the "questionable" calls and we lose by 10 or 12 instead of 19. Big deal.

2. Whining about depth is another loser out. Even without Tatum, we're still rotating 9 players - 10 if you count the return of B-Dub. Last time I checked, everyone plays 16 SEC games, not just us. Sometimes, other teams play 3 games in 7 days, too. Wah. I don't think anyone's cracked 35 minutes all season.

3. When we give maximum effort, we can play with, and possibly beat, anyone. When we give minimal effort, we can lose to anyone. Or even get blown out by anyone. That falls on the shoulders of coaching.

 

[DowntownVol]

It's a long running argument and/or joke but thanks for joining in.

My pleasure. Anything else you need to know, just ask!

 

[DismantleVol]

Enough. I've been into the whiskey, and it's time to set it straight:

1. Whining about the officiating is what losers do. Even out the "questionable" calls and we lose by 10 or 12 instead of 19. Big deal.

2. Whining about depth is another loser out. Even without Tatum, we're still rotating 9 players - 10 if you count the return of B-Dub. Last time I checked, everyone plays 16 SEC games, not just us. Sometimes, other teams play 3 games in 7 days, too. Wah. I don't think anyone's cracked 35 minutes all season.

3. When we give maximum effort, we can play with, and possibly beat, anyone. When we give minimal effort, we can lose to anyone. Or even get blown out by anyone. That falls on the shoulders of coaching.

You are right....there should be no excuses for this game. We were just straight up dominated

 

[NYYVol]

Oh, Mr. Lofton piggybacking someone else's work again. Goodnight little fella.

Wrong again.

Post count attacks are the next in line argument for those who call out typo mistakes.

Also calling me little fella is about as wrong as you could get as well.

It's a good thing you don't toe that company line.
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[Lexvol]

Forget the burning the tape....let Williams fire up a fatty. With any luck the sparks from the disposed roach would facilitate the incineration of Memorial.

 

[NYYVol]

Forget the burning the tape....let Williams fire up a fatty. With any luck the sparks from the disposed roach would facilitate the incineration of Memorial.

Best post of ths thread.

I can imagine watching Memorial go up in flames would be like watching a bag of feces burn on a porch. Minus the foot stomp of course.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

Great post OP, I completely agree 100%

 

[IA VOL]

Wrong again.

Post count attacks are the next in line argument for those who call out typo mistakes.

Also calling me little fella is about as wrong as you could get as well.

It's a good thing you don't toe that company line.
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That's not what I meant but I'm fairly certain you know that. I really don't have much of a desire this morning to continue this silliness though. I wasted too much of my life on it last night.

 

[BigPapaVol]

That's not what I meant but I'm fairly certain you know that. I really don't have much of a desire this morning to continue this silliness though. I wasted too much of my life on it last night.

Lot of cesspool watching lately. Need life counseling?

Hold up, you were the counselor. What gives?
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