If this season were a food, what would it be?

#151
#151
It would be that general tso's chicken that you've been craving forever and when you finally get it, it smells and looks amazing. But as soon as you take a bite you realize there is actually no chicken inside, just flavored balls of dough. And there may or may not be a dead maggot in the rice, but you cant tell so you throw it away anyway just to be sure
 
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#153
#153
CountVolcula said:
For me, it would be cooked turnips or liver
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#157
#157
A raw egg

Started out with promise of life but ended up in a carton in the fridge with an expiration date in October.
 
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#161
Let's say you stored fat drippings in the freezer in a plastic, see-through ice cream container. And one night your drunk friend took a big spoonful out and ate it. Gulped it all down and thought it tasted really, really bad. That's the food we are eating.
 
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