I would quit football, start perfecting my beach volleyball game, and enroll at UC Santa Barbara. Every time I read posts like this, I am thoroughly amused that UCSB is not mentioned ad naseum. Granted, there is not football team, but quality of life is far superior to all others.
The campus is the only one in the world located AT the beach. Not near the beach or within proximity of the beach. Several hundred acres perched above the cliffs with the surf crashing underneath.
Perfect climate, spectacular outdoor activities (beach in the frontyard, mountains in the back), and some of the finest women California has to offer. Not to mention being a 15 minute drive South to one of the most beautiful cities on earth.
The climate lends itself to many entertaining, jaw-dropping house parties. After all, when 10 students-surfers-tanned supermodels share a clifftop beach dwelling at 5000 a month, debauchery is a likely occurrence. And a frequent one at that.
BTW, for poops and giggles, USC's campus is quite pretty. The surrounding area being frequently mentioned is only on one side of the campus. Downtown LA with Staples Center, Nokia Theater, and the myriad of entertainment options are a few blocks away. Look up the list of movies filmed at SC, and many of you will recognize the campus. Very beautiful. And since SC is commonly referred to in California as the University of Spoiled Children, it is actually one of the safest campus' in America.
Clearly, people who post comments regarding SC have never spent much time in Coral Gables or Columbus, to name a few. Columbus has one of the highest crime rates in America, and the U is located close to one of the worst ghettos in the US. Anybody here been to Lincoln City? And little, backwards college towns such as Gainesville and Baton Rouge have ridiculous crime rates. When you have a 1000 to 1 student to police officer ratio, chaos will come knocking.
But, I digress. It's USCB by a long shot. If you need runner-up, hanging out in the redwoods at UC Santa Cruz is not a bad place to hang. Once again, no football program. But, when you live in Santa Barbara or Santa Cruz, football is CERTAINLY the furthest thing from your mind.