Retire that damn jersey.
Give this man a job.
"One day you're gonna be removed from this game, you're gonna be somebody's father; you're gonna be somebody's husband; and if you quit on the wind sprints; if you quite on a third and two, imagine what you're gonna do in life when it gets tough! When it gets real, and you have your daughter and your son and your wife looking at you for help, they're looking at you to bail them out, are you gonna quit? See, football is a direct correlation to life, fellas. Bring it every day life, man..."