Is this really Jake Fromm?

#51
#51
As soon as you hit the "send" button on social media or text messages, it's out there and whatever you said can be used against you at any time in your life.

In summary: Think hard before you text or post.

Fromm should know this, therefore I have very little sympathy for him.
 
#52
#52
Car Salesman: “here she is, the wrangler you called about. Nice huh?”

Jake Fromm: “be a lot cooler if it had fewer doors”

Car Salesman: *removes one door

Jake Fromm: *evil smile spreads across face “keep going”

Car salesman: *shrugs, removes second door

Jake Fromm: *foam begins to form at the corners of his mouth “again”

Car Salesman: *shaking now, removes third door

Jake Fromm: *Stares into the middle distance, the pupils of his eyes have now completely disappeared “YESSSS”

Car Salesman: *sweat and blood pour from his brow, Begins to remove final door from its hinges......


BOOM 💥

The universe collapses into a black hole of upper middle class redneck douchebaggery while Darius Rucker’s “Wagon Wheel” plays on.
 
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