Help your Democratic acquaintances explain
their voting. They can now pick their reasons
from this list:
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but the government taxing
the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the
government will do a better job of spending
the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of
Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended
by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too
irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that
my local police are all I need to protect me
from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that
people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday
can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a
Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned
about millions of babies being aborted so long as
we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens
have a right to free health care, education, and
Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that
business should not be allowed to make profits
for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for
redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal
judges need to rewrite the Constitution every
few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's
better to pay billions to people who hate us for
their oil, but not drill our own because it might
upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in
the greatest, most wonderful country in the
world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".