Head over to Wallmark and find that spectacular Dr. Pepper display with the big A in it, and you'll get your feel. Kind of like when you take your cousin to the barn.
Did you not have a Sears to display the trophy?
I know Macy's is too upscale.
What's next, the county fair circuit? Tractor Supply?
You do realize you are the laughingstock of the nation don't you?
Did you see Conan's bit on the Bama celebration?
Remember, you barely beat a depleted UT team this year with your NC team. We will have a real kicker next year, and you won't have Mount Calorie and his 44 DDD's.
I bet your sphincter tightened up almost as tight as the first time your uncle Carl violated you when Lincoln lined up for the last FG attempt.
Wonder if Saban goes to USC.
I bet he would prefer sunny LA over inbred LA.
Take care.