Looking over our rosters for the last few decades I see the problem.

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We do not have enough all-name guys on our rosters. There is a severe lack of Koolaids, Sauces and so on. I was looking up an NFL all-time name list and in the top 50 Not one former Vols.

  1. Chad OchoCinco (Retired, WR, Cincinnati Bengals)
  2. Dick Butkus (Retired, Bears)
  3. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Retired, Safety, Green Bay Packers) - We're sure a few laughs were had about this
  4. Barkevious Mingo (OL, Atlanta Falcons) - How do people come up with these names?
  5. Guy Whimper (Tackle, Jaguars) - Sounds like such a scary guy
  6. D'Brickashaw Ferguson (Retired, OT, New York Jets)
  7. Captain Munnerlyn (Retired, CB)
  8. BenJarvus Green-Ellis (Retired, RB, Cincinnati Bengals) - This one is a real mouthful
  9. Fair Hooker (Retired, Browns) - Were his parents thinking at all when they name him?
  10. John David Booty (FA, Vikings)
  11. Earthwind Moreland - (Retired, CB) - He has to love nature right?
  12. Richie Incognito (Guard, Dolphins) - Must of been hard to find him on the field sometimes
  13. Tiki Barber - (Retired, RB, New York Giants)
  14. Prince Amukamara (CB, New Orleans Saints)
  15. Frostee Rucker (Retired, DE, Las Vegas Raiders)
  16. Tshimanga Biakabutuka (Retired, RB, Panthers) - where do you start trying to pronounce this name?
  17. Ben Gay (Retired, Browns)
  18. Aqib Talib (CB, Bucs) - This seems like a tongue-twister
  19. Rex Grossman (Retired, QB, Redskins)
  20. Ashton Youboty (Retired, Jaguars) - It just sounds wrong and dirty
  21. C.J. Ah You (Retired, Rams) - We wonder does he have allergies?
  22. General Booty (QB, Oklahoma Sooners)
  23. Coy Bacon (Retrired, DL)
  24. Hercules Mata’afa (DE, New Jersey Generals)
  25. Bronko Nagurski (Retired, FB, Chicago Bears) - We feel real sorry for the sports commentators here
  26. Rock Ya Sin (CB, Baltimore Ravens)
  27. Kyu Blu Kelly (CB, Seattle Seahawks)
  28. JuJu Smith Schuster (WR, New England Patriots) - sounds like a fun dance
  29. Sauce Gardner (CB, New York Jets)
  30. Legedu Naanee (Retired, WR, Miami Dolphins)
  31. Tedy Bruschi (Retired, LB, New England Patriots) - This has to be one of the most unusual/funniest NFL name out there right?
  32. Jake Butt (Retired, TE)
  33. Champ Bailey (Retired, CB, Denver Broncos)
  34. Key’vantanie “Keke” Coutee (WR, New Orleans Saints) - He definitely has Drake's Keke, Do you love me? on repeat
  35. Troy Aumua Polamalu (Retired, SS, Pittsburgh Steelers)
  36. T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Retired, WR)
  37. Uche Nwaneri (Retired, Guard) - This has to be one of the most unusual/funniest NFL name out there right?
  38. Ikponmwosa Igbinosun (DE, Jacksonville Jaguars)
  39. Greedy Williams - Philadelphia Eagles
  40. Prince Tega Wanogho - Kansas City Chiefs
  41. JuJu Smith-Schuster - New England Patriots
  42. Equanimeous St. Brown - Chicago Bears
  43. Haha Clinton-Dix - Free agent
  44. Kool-Aid McKinstry
The raiders used to have a corner with a crazy name a couple years ago too Divine Deablo. We never get those guys man thats our problem.
 
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pimo1 said:
We do not have enough all-name guys on our rosters. There is a severe lack of Koolaids, Sauces and so on. I was looking up an NFL all-time name list and in the top 50 Not one former Vols.

  1. Chad OchoCinco (Retired, WR, Cincinnati Bengals)
  2. Dick Butkus (Retired, Bears)
  3. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Retired, Safety, Green Bay Packers) - We're sure a few laughs were had about this
  4. Barkevious Mingo (OL, Atlanta Falcons) - How do people come up with these names?
  5. Guy Whimper (Tackle, Jaguars) - Sounds like such a scary guy
  6. D'Brickashaw Ferguson (Retired, OT, New York Jets)
  7. Captain Munnerlyn (Retired, CB)
  8. BenJarvus Green-Ellis (Retired, RB, Cincinnati Bengals) - This one is a real mouthful
  9. Fair Hooker (Retired, Browns) - Were his parents thinking at all when they name him?
  10. John David Booty (FA, Vikings)
  11. Earthwind Moreland - (Retired, CB) - He has to love nature right?
  12. Richie Incognito (Guard, Dolphins) - Must of been hard to find him on the field sometimes
  13. Tiki Barber - (Retired, RB, New York Giants)
  14. Prince Amukamara (CB, New Orleans Saints)
  15. Frostee Rucker (Retired, DE, Las Vegas Raiders)
  16. Tshimanga Biakabutuka (Retired, RB, Panthers) - where do you start trying to pronounce this name?
  17. Ben Gay (Retired, Browns)
  18. Aqib Talib (CB, Bucs) - This seems like a tongue-twister
  19. Rex Grossman (Retired, QB, Redskins)
  20. Ashton Youboty (Retired, Jaguars) - It just sounds wrong and dirty
  21. C.J. Ah You (Retired, Rams) - We wonder does he have allergies?
  22. General Booty (QB, Oklahoma Sooners)
  23. Coy Bacon (Retrired, DL)
  24. Hercules Mata’afa (DE, New Jersey Generals)
  25. Bronko Nagurski (Retired, FB, Chicago Bears) - We feel real sorry for the sports commentators here
  26. Rock Ya Sin (CB, Baltimore Ravens)
  27. Kyu Blu Kelly (CB, Seattle Seahawks)
  28. JuJu Smith Schuster (WR, New England Patriots) - sounds like a fun dance
  29. Sauce Gardner (CB, New York Jets)
  30. Legedu Naanee (Retired, WR, Miami Dolphins)
  31. Tedy Bruschi (Retired, LB, New England Patriots) - This has to be one of the most unusual/funniest NFL name out there right?
  32. Jake Butt (Retired, TE)
  33. Champ Bailey (Retired, CB, Denver Broncos)
  34. Key’vantanie “Keke” Coutee (WR, New Orleans Saints) - He definitely has Drake's Keke, Do you love me? on repeat
  35. Troy Aumua Polamalu (Retired, SS, Pittsburgh Steelers)
  36. T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Retired, WR)
  37. Uche Nwaneri (Retired, Guard) - This has to be one of the most unusual/funniest NFL name out there right?
  38. Ikponmwosa Igbinosun (DE, Jacksonville Jaguars)
  39. Greedy Williams - Philadelphia Eagles
  40. Prince Tega Wanogho - Kansas City Chiefs
  41. JuJu Smith-Schuster - New England Patriots
  42. Equanimeous St. Brown - Chicago Bears
  43. Haha Clinton-Dix - Free agent
The raiders used to have a corner with a crazy name a couple years ago too Divine Deablo. We never get those guys man thats our problem.
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No. 1 is kind of BS. Chad changed his last name while in the league.
 
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pimo1 said:
We do not have enough all-name guys on our rosters. There is a severe lack of Koolaids, Sauces and so on. I was looking up an NFL all-time name list and in the top 50 Not one former Vols.

  1. Chad OchoCinco (Retired, WR, Cincinnati Bengals)
  2. Dick Butkus (Retired, Bears)
  3. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (Retired, Safety, Green Bay Packers) - We're sure a few laughs were had about this
  4. Barkevious Mingo (OL, Atlanta Falcons) - How do people come up with these names?
  5. Guy Whimper (Tackle, Jaguars) - Sounds like such a scary guy
  6. D'Brickashaw Ferguson (Retired, OT, New York Jets)
  7. Captain Munnerlyn (Retired, CB)
  8. BenJarvus Green-Ellis (Retired, RB, Cincinnati Bengals) - This one is a real mouthful
  9. Fair Hooker (Retired, Browns) - Were his parents thinking at all when they name him?
  10. John David Booty (FA, Vikings)
  11. Earthwind Moreland - (Retired, CB) - He has to love nature right?
  12. Richie Incognito (Guard, Dolphins) - Must of been hard to find him on the field sometimes
  13. Tiki Barber - (Retired, RB, New York Giants)
  14. Prince Amukamara (CB, New Orleans Saints)
  15. Frostee Rucker (Retired, DE, Las Vegas Raiders)
  16. Tshimanga Biakabutuka (Retired, RB, Panthers) - where do you start trying to pronounce this name?
  17. Ben Gay (Retired, Browns)
  18. Aqib Talib (CB, Bucs) - This seems like a tongue-twister
  19. Rex Grossman (Retired, QB, Redskins)
  20. Ashton Youboty (Retired, Jaguars) - It just sounds wrong and dirty
  21. C.J. Ah You (Retired, Rams) - We wonder does he have allergies?
  22. General Booty (QB, Oklahoma Sooners)
  23. Coy Bacon (Retrired, DL)
  24. Hercules Mata’afa (DE, New Jersey Generals)
  25. Bronko Nagurski (Retired, FB, Chicago Bears) - We feel real sorry for the sports commentators here
  26. Rock Ya Sin (CB, Baltimore Ravens)
  27. Kyu Blu Kelly (CB, Seattle Seahawks)
  28. JuJu Smith Schuster (WR, New England Patriots) - sounds like a fun dance
  29. Sauce Gardner (CB, New York Jets)
  30. Legedu Naanee (Retired, WR, Miami Dolphins)
  31. Tedy Bruschi (Retired, LB, New England Patriots) - This has to be one of the most unusual/funniest NFL name out there right?
  32. Jake Butt (Retired, TE)
  33. Champ Bailey (Retired, CB, Denver Broncos)
  34. Key’vantanie “Keke” Coutee (WR, New Orleans Saints) - He definitely has Drake's Keke, Do you love me? on repeat
  35. Troy Aumua Polamalu (Retired, SS, Pittsburgh Steelers)
  36. T.J. Houshmandzadeh (Retired, WR)
  37. Uche Nwaneri (Retired, Guard) - This has to be one of the most unusual/funniest NFL name out there right?
  38. Ikponmwosa Igbinosun (DE, Jacksonville Jaguars)
  39. Greedy Williams - Philadelphia Eagles
  40. Prince Tega Wanogho - Kansas City Chiefs
  41. JuJu Smith-Schuster - New England Patriots
  42. Equanimeous St. Brown - Chicago Bears
  43. Haha Clinton-Dix - Free agent
The raiders used to have a corner with a crazy name a couple years ago too Divine Deablo. We never get those guys man thats our problem.
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Ha Ha and JuJu are listed twice
 
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dobre_shunka said:
Squirrel White

Velvus Jones

Nilo Nitro Silvan

Peerless Price

Shazzon Bradley

Shy Tuttle

Hacksaw Reynolds
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Velvus
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We need a Dynamite Danny, someone who just blows up offensive plays over and over. Someone who gets the fans chanting, "Boom goes the dynamite, boom, boom, boom!"
 
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BernardKingGOAT said:
No. 1 is kind of BS. Chad changed his last name while in the league.
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it was a legal name change..... which gives it more power than a nickname. Do not question the power and asynchronous logic of PP's reporting sir.

The PP does not issue retractions because we don't make mistakes, only easter Eggs.
 
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Jxn Vol said:
Raynoch
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Raynoch Thompson hung around the league for a bit but his name wasn't that weird. It was just his first name. People just called him Ray and thats that.. Peerless Price and Jim Bob Cooter are probably the best ones we have had and even those 2 are in the way back machine. Peerless' name was more cool than weird. Jim Bob was I mean he was Fayetville man.... what u expect? You look at championship teams and they have multiple of these spicy names on both sides of the ball. That's championship recruiting. When you are recruiting all-name team first-rounders. Or at least have enough of them to drive guest announcers mad. We get one or two a year at best.. its not good enough.
 
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I hate to give props to a dirty mutt, but how does a multi pro bowler with a name like Nick Chubb get left off the list?
 
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I wouldn’t put much stock in a list with that many errors. Mingo was an edge player, not an offensive linemen and they list multiple players multiple times
 
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