Looking over our rosters for the last few decades I see the problem.

[UT/USM_081302]

We've had a Pig, a Squirrel, a Cooter, and a Cafego. We've had a Hacksaw, a Peerless, a Sax, and a no-joke US Army General.

Heck, our current roster is rich with All-Name fellas. We've got a Jeudy-Lolly, a Bru, and a hot-damned Nico Iamaleava. We have a Small and a Sampson together in the backfield. We have a Gaston ("no one drinks last Gaston, no one fights like Gaston..."). We have a Weathersby. We have a Shamurad Umarov. We have a Weary and a Leacock and a 250-pound Salmon. For heaven's sake, we have a Navy!

And we have coaches named Heupel, Ekeler, and Halzle. We have a fella named Jean-Mary. We have our own Pope.

I'd say we're doin' okayin the All-Name competition.

Go Vols!

[thanks, Pimo, for the smiles]

We also have a Nimrod.

 

[pimo1]

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix is on your list twice (#3 and #43). Kool-Aid McKinstry (#44) has never been on an NFL roster - come back to see us is in several months.

as i mentioned before haha and juju are both there twice Purposely... because ha ha and ju ju. Koolaid will be on a roster guaranteed 1 rounder and he was added by request.. had you read a few posts down you might have known that

 

[pimo1]

We also have a Nimrod.

Chaz Nimrod is kinda epic now that I think about it.. maybe we are coming back... maybe Huepel is bringing us back in the one way that really counts

 

[pimo1]

they had me at A A ron.... the real ones will get that

 

[Other_Guy]

As a long time panthers fan, Biakabutuka is exactly as you think it's pronounced. Not sure about his 1st name, for the longest I only knew it as Tim

 

[BernardKingGOAT]

Squirrel White

Velvus Jones

Nilo Nitro Silvan

Peerless Price

Shazzon Bradley

Shy Tuttle

Hacksaw Reynolds

Jack Reynolds

 

[Adam Sandler]

You are welcome here. this is just the type of hard-hitting reporting we will be famous for.

Yeah what would you say that’s worth? I’d say about $9.95 a month

 

[marcusluvsvols]

they had me at A A ron.... the real ones will get that

Lol. Me too bro.

 

[Visiting Dawg]

Champ Bailey was a pretty good football name. Roland Bailey, not so much.
And don't forget little brother Boss (Rodney) Bailey.

 

[pimo1]

Yeah what would you say that’s worth? I’d say about $9.95 a month

We at the PP don't need your stinking moneys

 

[Adam Sandler]

We at the PP don't need your stinking moneys

PP?

Hehe

 

[kptvol1]

General Booty is an amazing name

 

[majinVol]

we have alot of random tiny white guys play wr though