Missed Connection

#502
#502
FastChad said:
I know how weird this must sound, but y’all need to drop everything and chase true love. It’s life changing.

After FaceTiming with Jodie (correction from earlier when I didn’t realize there was a silent e at the end), I’ve been on a roll. I was ultra productive yesterday and shot a career low round of golf today.

I made a par (net birdie) on the incredibly hard 140 yard par three 8th hole (my 17th hole) to win enough money to eat like a sultan at Applebees.

Its weird how connecting with the right woman changes everything.
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STFU fast chode!
 
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#505
#505
FastChad said:
That seems a little harsh. What do you have against searching for true love?
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You’re deflecting. The operative word is “chode,” Being characterized as a chode has nothing to do with looking for love. Respond to “chode,” or STFU & GTFO.
 
#506
#506
You sound just like the kid that moved next door to me when I was in the sixth grade. We will call him Brant because that was his name. Brant wanted to act tough since he as new to the neighborhood and would call me all sorts of bad names and dare me to do anything about it.

After about two months of this, I reached my limit. I think he called me a pencil Dick that morning and challenged me to make him shut up. I charged at him and unleashed absolute fury. The only problem was that I didn’t know how to fight and exhausted myself by throwing haymakers that landed at a 0% rate. I do think I hit myself with a couple though.

Brant then whipped the everliving **** out of me. In my defense, he was a year older than me even though I was slighter bigger. Brant‘s little sister felt bad and sat next to me on the bus ride to school that day. We eventually went steady and Brant and I became friends.

Its funny the way things work out sometimes.
 
#507
#507
FastChad said:
You sound just like the kid that moved next door to me when I was in the sixth grade. We will call him Brant because that was his name. Brant wanted to act tough since he as new to the neighborhood and would call me all sorts of bad names and dare me to do anything about it.

After about two months of this, I reached my limit. I think he called me a pencil Dick that morning and challenged me to make him shut up. I charged at him and unleashed absolute fury. The only problem was that I didn’t know how to fight and exhausted myself by throwing haymakers that landed at a 0% rate. I do think I hit myself with a couple though.

Brant then whipped the everliving **** out of me. In my defense, he was a year older than me even though I was slighter bigger. Brant‘s little sister felt bad and sat next to me on the bus ride to school that day. We eventually went steady and Brant and I became friends.

Its funny the way things work out sometimes.
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#515
FastChad said:
You sound just like the kid that moved next door to me when I was in the sixth grade. We will call him Brant because that was his name. Brant wanted to act tough since he as new to the neighborhood and would call me all sorts of bad names and dare me to do anything about it.

After about two months of this, I reached my limit. I think he called me a pencil Dick that morning and challenged me to make him shut up. I charged at him and unleashed absolute fury. The only problem was that I didn’t know how to fight and exhausted myself by throwing haymakers that landed at a 0% rate. I do think I hit myself with a couple though.

Brant then whipped the everliving **** out of me. In my defense, he was a year older than me even though I was slighter bigger. Brant‘s little sister felt bad and sat next to me on the bus ride to school that day. We eventually went steady and Brant and I became friends.

Its funny the way things work out sometimes.
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Brant’s sister was hot?
 
#516
#516
Use this picture - it's a classic.

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