Missed Connection

[Tin Man]

When I was in the third grade, there was a boy in the neighborhood who ate a jar of mustard to discover if doing so would make his poop yellow. He dropped trou and sh@t in my next door neighbor’s driveway to display the results of his experiment. One extrusion was 2/3 yellow. His family moved away shortly thereafter.

 

[FastChad]

It’s probably nothing, but I’m throwing this out here now in case it becomes “a thing.” Jodi didn’t FaceTime me tonight as scheduled and hasn’t returned my “all good” text,

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Shocking

 

[joevol33]

Maybe this is the one that got away.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Missed Connection just became a disconnection!

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Have you cancelled those Applebee's reservations yet?

 

[GVF]

VN - Meet Jodi (@joevol33 here's yo pic).

Jodi is a hand puppet. Jodi can be enjoyed directly, or removed to reveal a five finger support system. THe image has been edited for VN family viewing.

 

[Go aeiou]

It’s probably nothing, but I’m throwing this out here now in case it becomes “a thing.” Jodi didn’t FaceTime me tonight as scheduled and hasn’t returned my “all good” text,

I think there is a TV show in the future about you two.

 

[VolNExile]

I think there is a TV show in the future about you two.

So good to know that, except for Tennessee sports and on-offs like GOT, I don’t watch TV…

 

[Behr]

I think there is a TV show in the future about you two.

 

[Weezer]

It’s probably nothing, but I’m throwing this out here now in case it becomes “a thing.” Jodi didn’t FaceTime me tonight as scheduled and hasn’t returned my “all good” text,

First off, I thought it was Jodie, with an E. Second, I hope she listened to me and nipped this in the bud. A true Vol fan should never slum it with the cheap orange that is Clemsux.

 

[FastChad]

First off, I thought it was Jodie, with an E. Second, I hope she listened to me and nipped this in the bud. A true Vol fan should never slum it with the cheap orange that is Clemsux.

It’s all good. She had to fill In for her roommate at work after her roommate tested positive for COVID. I got a haircut today and am all set for tomorrow!

 

[theFallGuy]

It’s all good. She had to fill In for her roommate at work after her roommate tested positive for COVID. I got a haircut today and am all set for tomorrow!

Mullet got trimmed?

 

[Behr]

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

It’s all good. She had to fill In for her roommate at work after her roommate tested positive for COVID. I got a haircut today and am all set for tomorrow!

I thought the concert was Saturday night. Math is hard.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I thought the concert was Saturday night. Math is hard.

You’re talking a attention whore. While I get it since I am sorta one, but math is hard.

 

[malinoisvol]

I was told they'd be no mathmatizing in hurra.

 

[Tin Man]

Pics, or it didn’t happen.

 

[FastChad]

Pics, or it didn’t happen.

It’s tonight

 

[Tin Man]

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[FastChad]

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I was supposed to drive to Knoxville last night but my car wouldn’t start. I got that taken care of and am going to leave soon. This better end up being a magical night because I’ve got a small fortune invested in this between my car and having to buy FOUR tickets.

Jodie wasn’t comfortable with spending the whole evening with me considering the circumstances so I had to buy two extra tickets for her roommate and a friend. I’m assuming they’ll offer to reimburse me. It would be a power move to say no thanks, but I think I’ll take the money.

 

[Behr]

 

[FastChad]

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Fine. I can take a subtle hint.

 

[Behr]

Fine. I can take a subtle hint.

If you leave tonight keep running and you need never look back again. Take it on the run.

 

[Behr]

Mods, clean up in the endzone. Mop up this thread and throw it out with the mop water.