Most Quotable Movie of ALL-Time

#27
#27
Christmas Vacation gets no love.

"Bend over and I'll show ya"

"if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"

"why is the carpet all wet Todd...I don't know Margo"

"you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"

"Grace? She died 30 years ago"

"Get me somebody...anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting"

And my all time favorite movie quote

"kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy hanukkah"
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#29
#29
ridethelightening said:
Christmas Vacation gets no love.

"Bend over and I'll show ya"

"if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"

"why is the carpet all wet Todd...I don't know Margo"

"you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"

"Grace? She died 30 years ago"

"Get me somebody...anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting"

And my all time favorite movie quote

"kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy hanukkah"
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"I wasn't talking to you"
 
#32
#32
Caddyshack!!! Come on...

"Noonan...Noonan...Noonan"

"Hey, Lama, how about something for the effort, you know...he says, there won't be any money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me which is nice"

"SPALDING"
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#33
#33
"I got a lot of stuff on order. You know...credit trouble"

"You'll get nothing and like it"
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#35
#35
Major League, Dumb and Dumber and Caddyshack all get regular use, but Tommy Boy (as usual with me) tops the list.

"He's just a little guy"

"Fat guy in a little coat"
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#36
#36
First ones that pop into my head have already been named but to add a couple classics I'd have to throw in Airplane and Blazing Saddles. I find myself using quite a few from Die Hard as well.

More obscure for just my group of friends would be Bottle Rocket.
 
#37
#37
ridethelightening said:
Christmas Vacation gets no love.

"Bend over and I'll show ya"

"if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"

"why is the carpet all wet Todd...I don't know Margo"

"you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"

"Grace? She died 30 years ago"

"Get me somebody...anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting"

And my all time favorite movie quote

"kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy hanukkah"
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Sh!*ter's full.
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#38
#38
ridethelightening said:
Caddyshack!!! Come on...

"Noonan...Noonan...Noonan"

"Hey, Lama, how about something for the effort, you know...he says, there won't be any money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me which is nice"

"SPALDING"
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....naked lady tees, dozen of those, couple of those and that hat. Get a free bowl of soup with that hat? But it looks good on you"
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#39
#39
ridethelightening said:
Christmas Vacation gets no love.

"Bend over and I'll show ya"

"if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"

"why is the carpet all wet Todd...I don't know Margo"

"you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"

"Grace? She died 30 years ago"

"Get me somebody...anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting"

And my all time favorite movie quote

"kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy hanukkah"
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"You serious, Clark?"
 
#43
#43
Walk Hard: I don't want no part of that mess.

Dazed & Confused' -check ya later


Borat: Make my day Jew.
 
#45
#45
Family Vacation

"I bet you could use a cold one" Says Ed has he hands Clark his opened beer
"Real homemade catchup Ed?"
"Park is closed. The moose out front should have told you that."
"First ones here. Were the GRISWALDS!!"
"Not like it's going to rain or something" as they put Aunt Edna on the car roof.
"Whoa Whoa Hey... Airbag"
"Oh all new cars do that honey"
 
#46
#46
Fight Club:With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away, everything's a copy.

Pulp Fiction:You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride F***IN' with you! You gotta fight through that shi*t!

Wayne's World: (in high school)That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Vacation:Roll 'em up!

Tommy Boy:Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
 
#48
#48
Christmas Vacation - "and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny F-ing Kaye!"

Sixteen Candles - "ooohhhh, no more yankee my wankee, the Donger need food!"

Real Genius - "in the immortal last words of Socrates, "I drank what?""

Hot Shots

Blazing Saddles

Star Wars
 
#49
#49
Step Brothers is pretty good.

I smoked weed with Johnny Hopkins.

Mom its Shark Week!

You can call me Nighthawk.

F'in Catalina Wine Mixer!
 
#50
#50
ridethelightening said:
Christmas Vacation gets no love.

"Bend over and I'll show ya"

"if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now"

"why is the carpet all wet Todd...I don't know Margo"

"you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant"

"Grace? She died 30 years ago"

"Get me somebody...anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting"

And my all time favorite movie quote

"kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy hanukkah"
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"Merry Christmas....Sh**er was full"

(After Clark agrees to pay for Eddie's Chrismas Presents)Eddie: "Oh and Clark. I want you to get yourself something really nice"
 
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