Most Quotable Movie of ALL-Time

#52
#52
One of my all time favs.

Planes, Trains & Automobiles

Owen: Her first baby came out sideways, she didn't scream or nothin.

Del: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.

Screaming Driver, Screaming Driver's Wife: You're going the wrong way! You're going to kill somebody!

Neal: And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!
 
#54
#54
We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

You'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?
 
#58
#58
Kingpin

"Run for the hills everybody, there's a giant sh*t-cloud coming."

"Take that, you freaky piece of sh*t. You don't mow another guy's lawn."

"Sometimes when I wake up in the morning Mr. McCracken's already there."

"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger"

Airplane

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"

"We have clearance, Clarence"
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
"That's Clarence Oveur. Over"
 
#60
#60
ridethelightening said:
Caddyshack!!! Come on...

"Noonan...Noonan...Noonan"

"Hey, Lama, how about something for the effort, you know...he says, there won't be any money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me which is nice"

"SPALDING"
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HAHAHA!

"He's got about 750 yards, I think he's gonna use about an....8 iron. It's in the hole!"

Airplane has got to be in here somewhere.

"A hospital? What's that?

It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now."
 
#62
#62
pulp fiction
"what aint no country I ever heard of, they speak english in what?"
"what?"
"english mother f**ker, do you speak it?"

the hangover
"I know you probably get this all the time, but is this the real cesars palace? I mean did cesar really stay here?"
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#66
#66
Anchorman.

"I'm kind of a big deal around here. I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"Go fock yourself San Diego."

"San Diego, it's German for whale's vagina."
 
#67
#67
No particular order:

My Cousin Vinny

Scent of a Woman ("There's only two syllables in this whole wide universe worth hearin'. . . ."

Austin Powers

Airplane

Get Shorty
 
#68
#68
"Where's Wyatt?"
"He is down by the creek walking on water." Tombstone

"Split is in the car to make up for his full end. Cause I am ready to pay off
and get rid of this mothe*fu*** right now." Heat

"If you ever touch my sister again I will kill you." Godfather....It's the way James Caan delivers the line. One of my favorite movie moments.

"Man I get killed for tellin you this kinda sh*t"
"You can get killed from walking your little doggy" Heat

lots and lots more...
 
#69
#69
the.one.the.only said:
How about on Walk Hard...

"You never once paid for drugs! Not once!"

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I use that one every now and then too. Another one from Walk Hard and I may be alone on this one, but when he is all geeked on coke and snaps off "I'll punch you in the mouth!!

Anchorman: You are a smelly pirate hooker


PANDA WATCH
 
#72
#72
jamesd1628 said:
No particular order:

My Cousin Vinny

Scent of a Woman ("There's only two syllables in this whole wide universe worth hearin'. . . ."

Austin Powers

Airplane

Get Shorty
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outstanding movie. The speech Al Pacino gives at the end, amazing....
 
#73
#73
Mr. Sims doesn't want it. He doesn't need to labeled: "Still worthy of being a 'Baird Man.'" What the hell is that? What is your motto here? "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide" -- anything short of that we're gonna burn you at the stake? Well, gentlemen, when the **** hits the fan some guys run and some guys stay. Here's Charlie facing the fire; and there's George hidin' in big Daddy's pocket. And what are you doin'? You're gonna reward George and destroy Charlie.

-Are you finished?

No, I'm just gettin' warmed up. I don't know who went to this place, William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan, William Tell -- whoever. Their spirit is dead -- if they ever had one -- it's gone. You're building a rat ship here. A vessel for sea goin' snitches. And if you think your preparing these minnows for manhood you better think again. Because I say you are killing the very spirit this institution proclaims it instills! What a sham. What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today. I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me. And I'm here to tell ya this boy's soul is intact. It's non-negotiable. You know how I know? Someone here -- and I'm not gonna say who -- offered to buy it. Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.
 
#74
#74
Outta order? I'll show you outta order! You don't know what outta order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fu*kin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a FLAME-THROWER to this place! Outta order. Who the hell you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit; there is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot-soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executin' his SOUL!! And why?! Because he's not a Baird man! Baird men, ya hurt this boy, you're going to be Baird Bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there.....
 
#75
#75
I'm not finished! As I came in here, I heard those words, "cradle of leadership." Well, when the bow breaks, the cradle will fall. And it has fallen here; it has fallen. Makers of men; creators of leaders; be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here. I don't know if Charlie's silence here today is right or wrong.

I'm not a judge or jury. But I can tell you this: he won't sell anybody out to buy his future!! And that, my friends, is called integrity! That's called courage! Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of. Now I have come to the crossroads in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without exception, I knew. But I never took it. You know why? It was too damn hard. Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads. He has chosen a path. It's the right path. It's a path made of principle -- that leads to character. Let him continue on his journey.
 
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