arTfuldodger
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Quintuple OT and everyone but SP, Swiper, Bone, Quinn, and JP have fouled out. JP has 57 points, 11 blocks, 17 rebounds, 11 assists and 13 turnovers for the first quintuple-double in quintuple OT ever in NCAA Tourney history. :rock:
And after we win, KPD storms out of the tunnels in riot gear and tackles everyone that attempts to clap and yell for the victorious Volunteers. They are promptly accosted and beaten by the real cops...
Bruce Pearl rips off his shirt and ascends to Heaven, and Ashley Judd also rips off her shirt to reveal a Wayne Chism jersey and proceeds to attempt to mount the first Vol fan she can find which just happens to be hatvol69, whom shrugs and says, "Meh, I didn't like your work in 'Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood', so I'll have to pass. Besides, I have a postgame critique to write concerning the fact that we foul WAY too much in NCAA final games".
The End
Love it.
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