New night shift thread

#4,027
#4,027
A dog is twice as likely to have leg cramps. That goes for camels too.. Also, camels are 8 times as likely to have camel toes!
 
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#4,029
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Grandpa always said that laughter is the best medicine. Which I guess is why so many of us died of tuberculosis.
 
#4,041
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I may actually be a zombie...at least I am starting to feel like one lately. My cornhole boss just chewed me out for missing last sat night. It evidently does not matter if you are so dizzy you can not stand up. I have missed 5 days in over a year at this job. It is absolute coincidence that 4 of those days were Saturday.:ermm: Ahhh well screw em. :the_finger:
 
#4,042
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Ulysees E. McGill said:
I may actually be a zombie...at least I am starting to feel like one lately. My cornhole boss just chewed me out for missing last sat night. It evidently does not matter if you are so dizzy you can not stand up. I have missed 5 days in over a year at this job. It is absolute coincidence that 4 of those days were Saturday.:ermm: Ahhh well screw em. :the_finger:
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#4,047
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The Rays traded David Price, the second best lefthander in MLB...for pure crap :banghead2:...I love when local talk show guys try to pretend a crap sandwich is a juicy cheeseburger....You can put a picture of a crap sandwich on a menu, and put the words juicy cheeseburger beside it and the only people who will buy it are the blind. :no:
 
#4,048
#4,048
Should I come back fellas?...............


Wait, these posts are 5 damn days old!? Never mind, you should be finished
 
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