Neyland Stadium Nickname

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Geez Louise, the complaining in this thread is ridiculous. A fun offseason thought experiment doesn't mean we're going to be tearing down signs and rebranding the facilities. In realy life, Neyland Stadium is a name that shouldn't and probably couldn't be improved upon. Relax. Have fun.

The best stadium nicknames are short, straightforward, intimidating, and to-the-point. The Swamp is in a swampy area, The Big House is big, etc.

I love the wordplay of Volhalla. Maybe something like Vol Holler would be cool, since you get the wordplay AND a little regional flair in it. Then again, it's not really a straightforward nickname like most stadiums have.

The House that Neyland Built is a great nickname. (Fun fact that I learned recently: Gen. Neyland actually began a career as a civil engineer, and also actually worked on part of the structural design of the stadium during one of the big renovations. I'd love to see any other football coach stake a claim like that.) But a nickname doesn't work if it's longer than the stadium's official name.

The General just makes me think of crappy, cheaply animated car insurance commercials.

Being right on a riverfront is a feature that's almost uniquely ours. But "The Riverfront" doesn't exactly strike fear in opponents. It sounds more like a lovely place to sip on sweet tea and enjoy the sunset. Maybe people more creative than myself can come up with an intimidating river-themed nickname.

Rocky Top is hard to beat, since the name is already a big part of the program and announcers already call Neyland that from time to time. Out of all the suggestions so far, that's where I'd cast my vote.
 
I think in 2009 he wanted the "This is Big Orange Country" sign officially changed to "This is Kiffin Kountry".

It is like getting a tattoo of your girlfriend's name on your neck.
 
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I'd like to formally issue an apology for starting a thread that I felt had a lot of potential for discussion. It's obvious I have offended and angered a large portion of the Volnation universe. Please forgive me for trying to start an interesting conversation.

I am formerly known as Dooley2, so please continue to harass me about it, even though I attempted and succeeded to have my ridiculous name changed.

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I'd like to formally issue an apology for starting a thread that I felt had a lot of potential for discussion. It's obvious I have offended and angered a large portion of the Volnation universe. Please forgive me for trying to start an interesting conversation.

I am formerly known as Dooley2, so please continue to harass me about it, even though I attempted and succeeded to have my ridiculous name changed.

Sincerely,

A sarcastic man
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