Nickname for Mashack

#76
#76
M-Block. .

If you're an offensive player you don't want to get locked up in M-Block.....it's worse than being put in the hole.
 
#86
#86
The problem here is everyone is trying to pigeonhole his last name into a clever nickname, and it's just not working. I recommend taking a stab at his first name. He's basically got the word "Jam" in his first name - that should lead to some better nicknames.
 
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Chris4Vols22 said:
The problem here is everyone is trying to pigeonhole his last name into a clever nickname, and it's just not working. I recommend taking a stab at his first name. He's basically got the word "Jam" in his first name - that should lead to some better nicknames.
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Weren’t Grant and Admiral PB&J or something? Not sure who was PB and who was Jelly.
 
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Jah Mai-Shacles (Caribbean, Chinese & Greek origin. Pronounced: J Aah. My Sha-klees)
English Translation: "One Who Shackles Opponent's Soul" - often shortened to "Shackles"

He is Greek-Indo-Chinese god of lockdown, temporary soul theft and all things defensive. Not a religion, it is a philosophy taught to Shackles by ancient and wise Grandmaster Rick "Run Laps" Barnes. Barnes has been instructing the art of soul shackling defense for many decades in which he has perfected on the court the temporary removal of oppenents heart and soul with little to no bloodshed........except for an unfortunate fist clenching incident that nearly killed wannabe fellow coach, Anfernee Hardaway. Hardaway is known for his first name being due to his momma's lisp when trying to name him and working as a clown as a side job "in case coaching gets boring". Unfortunately, Hardaway was. Unharmed in the incident because a clenched fist alone cannot harm you.

Kyle (I'm Not Your Buddy, Guy" Alexander amd Yves "Air France" Pons were previous famous discliples and created a great following abroad but Shackles ascended to a higher plane and became one with the lockdown universe.

It is believed that he responsible for all lockdowns and things lockdown related, including jail and military lockdowns as a by-product causeed by his proximity. Soul theft has never been reported at a residual lockdown site.

Lockdowns typically manifests in Shackles physical form for the University of Tennessee Volunteers basketball team where he has been known to lock down opposing scorers so bad that it has been feared they disappeared entirely for large portions of the game and their soul was temporarily drained of all will to participate. Victims that were found during games reported severe cramping, the urge to defecate themselves and severe anxiety and depression. All symptoms went away after a prolonged absence from Shackles presence on the basketball court, the arena and general vicinity of the opponent up to 100 miles.

If you have suffered from Lockdown caused by Shacles then call your physician. Be sure to confirm your physician is not a Vols fan or he will laugh at you and call you a pu$$y.


** Thanks given to the UT Anthropology Department. Religious Studies Department, UT Atheletic Department and witness testimony from various followers of the philosophy and the recovering victims.

And a special Double Gauldens to the SEC offices in Alabama for claiming to have burned all of the "offending broadcast footage".
 
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#95
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Going to need Mashack to help lockup Meechie Johnson on Tuesday night. He had a horrible night against Missouri this weekend and will be on a mission to get points on the board against us.
 
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#96
#96
In all seriousness, someone needs to put together a “defensive highlights” video for this guy, because it would be a thing of beauty to watch. One of the best lockdown players we have ever seen in Orange.
 
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