Meanwhile back in the real world O Bama took the time to congratulate Bama on their "13th national championship" (he said it folks) which should settle this issue once and for all.
He stated "even though I picked Florida I always thought you guys had the coolest name."
Meanwhile in private he thanked Coach Saban for "motivating Kiffen into taking a more inferior job many miles from the football mecca known as the SEC." He further stated "maybe now I can watch ESPN in peace."
Secret handshakes were exchanged and everyone was dismissed. A good time was had by all.