Odd

#26
#26
Originally posted by OrangeFrenzy@Aug 25, 2005 9:03 AM
"Grits"

Florida is Michigan South.  You either don't eat grits, or do something stupid like putting sugar on them.

;)
[snapback]131019[/snapback]​
Click to expand...



Being a lawyer, and talking about grits, I would not be doing my job if I didn't ask, "How is it that you cooked your grits in 5 minutes when it takes the rest of the grit-eating world 20 minutes to cook their grits? Were these magic grits? Did you get them from the same guy that sold Jack his beanstalk beans?"


Can we at least all agree that we want to marry Marissa Tomeii?
 
#27
#27
Originally posted by lawgator1@Aug 25, 2005 9:01 AM
If UT wins the game, I promise that you will see me on here the following Monday congratulating your team (mostly because my computer at home does not have the link on it).
[snapback]131017[/snapback]​
Click to expand...


Right. Like the UF fans have been doing for 3 of the past 4 years? There will always be an excuse: the officiating, the coach was brand new, the kicker had lead in his shoe, our cleats were too long, we used a substance called Epo, yada yada yada. . . .something, for sure.

Oh, and for your home computer: the address is www.volnation.com. That shouldn't be too hard to remember.

BTW: NO SELF-RESPECTING SOUTHERNER WOULD DARE USE INSTANT GRITS! :D
 
#28
#28
Instant grits. That's just proposterous!

And, for the record... A positraction rearend would only leave one black sreak, not two!

:p
 
#29
#29
I know this is earhshaking, and, well I'm certain to get a Pulitzer for this brilliant little epistle, but .......... lawgator1,

Why don't you just email this address to your home computer.

Ta Da!!!

YES! The genius of OldVol comes through again.
 
#30
#30
Originally posted by OldVol@Aug 25, 2005 10:05 AM


Why don't you just email this address to your home computer.

Ta Da!!!
[snapback]131033[/snapback]​
Click to expand...



Well, now why on Earth would I want to be incommunicado from this site at any point during the year? Hmmmmmm....

See, if UF loses, I can wait until Monday to avoid the "I told you so" barrage I am going to get if I log on around midnight that Saturday at home whereas if UF wins I get to savor the build-up of my own "I told you so" thread come that Monday morning here at the orifice.
 
#31
#31
Originally posted by lawgator1@Aug 24, 2005 11:51 AM
Two thoughts.  First, if Florida fans buy up those tickets, isn't that going to make for a rather thin UT crowd at the Florida game?
Click to expand...


Miss State
 
#32
#32
God, I love antagonizing you people. I swear, if UT does lose a game this year, the suicide rtate in Tennessee will quadruple for the next three days.
 
#33
#33
I'm sure your clients would appreciate the fact that you've strung together 50+ well thought out (heh heh heh) rival board posts at your "orifice" while diligently working and researching their cases. Send me a business card.
 
#34
#34
Originally posted by DuffVol@Aug 27, 2005 4:08 AM
I'm sure your clients would appreciate the fact that you've strung together 50+ well thought out (heh heh heh) rival board posts at your "orifice" while diligently working and researching their cases. Send me a business card.
[snapback]131750[/snapback]​
Click to expand...



I am that good. And I can chew gum and walk at the same time, too.
 
#35
#35
Originally posted by lawgator1@Aug 26, 2005 11:30 PM
God, I love antagonizing you people.  I swear, if UT does lose a game this year, the suicide rtate in Tennessee will quadruple for the next three days.
[snapback]131712[/snapback]​
Click to expand...



We've lost games and survived before. Check your PMs.
 
#37
#37
Originally posted by lawgator1@Aug 26, 2005 10:30 PM
I swear, if UT does lose a game this year, the suicide rtate in Tennessee will quadruple for the next three days.
Click to expand...


Kind of like Florida after the MSU game?
 
#39
#39
so how's the suicide rate in Florida, seeing as how you lost 4 or 5 games each of the last three seasons?
 
#40
#40
Originally posted by GenNeyland9@Aug 28, 2005 5:42 PM
so how's the suicide rate in Florida, seeing as how you lost 4 or 5 games each of the last three seasons?
[snapback]132251[/snapback]​
Click to expand...


The better question is, if the refs from last year's UT or the prior year's FSU games came to the state, what would be their murder rate? 100 percent, baby!
 
#41
#41
Originally posted by lawgator1@Aug 25, 2005 7:08 AM
Being a lawyer, and talking about grits, I would not be doing my job if I didn't ask, "How is it that you cooked your grits in 5 minutes when it takes the rest of the grit-eating world 20 minutes to cook their grits?  Were these magic grits?  Did you get them from the same guy that sold Jack his beanstalk beans?"
[snapback]131021[/snapback]​
Click to expand...

LOL- Thats funny!! I just watched that yesterday....CLASSIC!
 
#42
#42
Originally posted by lawgator1@Aug 28, 2005 6:30 PM
The better question is, if the refs from last year's UT or the prior year's FSU games came to the state, what would be their murder rate?  100 percent, baby!
[snapback]132260[/snapback]​
Click to expand...


great post :sick:

What's the excuse for the other 13 losses from the past 3 years?
 
#43
#43
Originally posted by kiddiedoc@Aug 29, 2005 12:18 PM
great post  :sick:

What's the excuse for the other 13 losses from the past 3 years?
[snapback]132423[/snapback]​
Click to expand...


I say

GRAPES</span>
 
New posts
You must log in or register to reply here.

VN Store



Back
Top