Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[hog88]

An Alabama is taken in an outhouse. I have indoor plumbing.

Fair enough.

My 3 yo granddaughter calls it taking an Alabama, I think I have done well as a grandfather.

 

[Grand Vol]

Anyone ever have to put the drive belt on a zero turn mower?

Any tricks without inventing new cuss words or startling my neighbors with my uncouth behavior?

 

[Weezer]

Anyone ever have to put the drive belt on a zero turn mower?

Any tricks without inventing new cuss words or startling my neighbors with my uncouth behavior?

You don't really need new ones. Just throw in the f word as like every other word. It'll have the desired effect.

 

[hog88]

Anyone ever have to put the drive belt on a zero turn mower?

Any tricks without inventing new cuss words or startling my neighbors with my uncouth behavior?

Wear gloves.

 

[Grand Vol]

You don't really need new ones. Just throw in the f word as like every other word. It'll have the desired effect.

Sometimes that word just doesn't do justice to the anger I'll have.

I had to do it once before. I wasn't happy.

 

[Weezer]

Sometimes that word just doesn't do justice to the anger I'll have.

I had to do it once before. I wasn't happy.

You asked for shock value. For whatever reason, many are still shocked to hear the f word. Not sure why, but they are.

 

[VolStrom]

Anyone ever have to put the drive belt on a zero turn mower?

Any tricks without inventing new cuss words or startling my neighbors with my uncouth behavior?

Drop it off at the local repair joint, you'll have it back in time to mulch leaves in 2022.

 

[McDad]

Anyone ever have to put the drive belt on a zero turn mower?

Any tricks without inventing new cuss words or startling my neighbors with my uncouth behavior?

I just put the hydraulic drive belt back on. Needed gloves, pry bar, and unhooking the tensor pulley spring. Easy peasy.

 

[hog88]

I just put the hydraulic drive belt back on. Needed gloves, pry bar, and unhooking the tensor pulley spring. Easy peasy.

You gots skillz.

 

[RavinDave]

Anyone ever have to put the drive belt on a zero turn mower?

Any tricks without inventing new cuss words or startling my neighbors with my uncouth behavior?

I did this once on my ZTR but would rather endure bastinado.

 

[Weezer]

As someone who has lost 150lbs and gained somewhat of a tan, yes I should.

Explains the story I read earlier about the 700k+ Girl Scout Cookies unsold in Atlanta. Way to break those young girls' hearts.

 

[Weezer]

You gots skillz.

Not according to his wife...

 

[LouderVol]

Explains the story I read earlier about the 700k+ Girl Scout Cookies unsold in Atlanta. Way to break those young girls' hearts.

Talk about pushers. Those skanks know how to move goods.

 

[Weezer]

Talk about pushers. Those skanks know how to move goods.

 

[joevol33]

I don't like coffee.

Or tea.

Same

 

[Weezer]

 

[Weezer]

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I just put the hydraulic drive belt back on. Needed gloves, pry bar, and unhooking the tensor pulley spring. Easy peasy.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Anyone ever have to put the drive belt on a zero turn mower?

Any tricks without inventing new cuss words or startling my neighbors with my uncouth behavior?

Have you tried doing it with the mower running and the PTO engaged?

 

[Matt2496]

 

[Carl Pickens]

For you old guys that have forgotten how good Earl Campbell really was and for you young guys that never saw him play...... and check out the block one of his teammates throws at the 3:20 mark....

 

[AM64]

That was a great day to be a Vol.

The game favors the offense by rule and design, now. It's a shame too, I like those defensive battles.

While beating the lawn into submission today, I was thinking again about being so disgusted that football has been turned into an offensive game. Football is a team sport composed of two "teams" within a team, and that's a big part of what makes it interesting. A defense works against an offense to prevent the offense from scoring - the game would be pretty boring if the offenses just ran up and down the field unopposed. Over emphasis offense also brings over emphasis on the QB position which absolutely cheapens the value of a team sport. Sometimes that's deserved - like when Dobbs seeing things going to crap would turn disaster into a gain, but more often when it's a real struggle, you see the contribution of the rest of the offense (like the linemen) in making things happen. Even when Dobbs improvised, somebody made a key block or other play that put somebody out of position at the right time.

 

[hog88]

Same

Put a Bulldog on the cup and you’d drink it.

 

[joevol33]

Put a Bulldog on the cup and you’d drink it.

Oh you hush!

 

[SumSoonerChick]

Confirmed...