Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Vol423]

Ain't it spelt Cristal?

He's having burgers, not bubbles.

 

[Grand Vol]

Ain't it spelt Cristal?

Grand isn't naming alcohol.

Those are stage names of his fav strippers.

Savages...

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[Grand Vol]

Was my fave. That or Frostie root beer.

I haven't seen it since I left Tennessee so long ago.

 

[hog88]

Savages...

Know Your Wheat Beer: Wit, Weisse, and Weizen

Summer is peak season for enjoying a bright, creamy wheat beer. Randy Mosher breaks down the differences between the members of this broad beer family. The wheat beer family is a grand family of be…

www.hachettebookgroup.com

Now we know why you and gcbvol get along so well.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I'm high class these days. If it isn't Hefe, Kristal or Wit, I'm generally not having it.

@DinkinFlicka can translate.

@gcbvol Grand likes to drink his bread.

 

[gcbvol]

Now we know why you and gcbvol get along so well.

We're cultured. Don't be jelly.

 

[gcbvol]

@gcbvol Grand likes to drink his bread.

Ah, so he'd probably be okay with Cristal, too. Love me a yeasty champagne.

 

[Grand Vol]

@gcbvol Grand likes to drink his bread.

Way easier than chewing

 

[AM64]

Grand isn't naming alcohol.

Those are stage names of his fav strippers.

I didn't see "Brut" or "Hairy Dog"

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

 

[Orangeburst]

I got a hankering for an Orange Fanta with sugar cane.

 

[McDad]

Welp. It's official. I am no longer a man. Two trips to bring in groceries today.

 

[hog88]

Welp. It's official. I am no longer a man. Two trips to bring in groceries today.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

 

[gcbvol]

Sometimes you have to be strategic. I don't suffer crushed chips and bent bread.

 

[hog88]

Early Happy Veterans Day to my Marine Corp buddies.

 

[AM64]

Welp. It's official. I am no longer a man. Two trips to bring in groceries today.

What did you forget?

 

[McDad]

What did you forget?

Unfortunately, nothing. I simply wasn't able to tote it all in one trip.

Can salvage my man card if I claim second trip was due to forgetfulness?

 

[VOLS INC.]

It’s Taco Friday.


Go Vols!!!

 

[AM64]

Unfortunately, nothing. I simply wasn't able to tote it all in one trip.

Can salvage my man card if I claim second trip was due to forgetfulness?

Woah. Hold it. Wait a minute, are you claiming you could afford a trip to the grocery that took up that amount of space? Did you go on a bicycle? I guess if you earned enough to buy more than you could carry, that might salvage your man card.

 

[AM64]

Unfortunately, nothing. I simply wasn't able to tote it all in one trip.

Can salvage my man card if I claim second trip was due to forgetfulness?

I was over in your direction last week to take my wife to here Dad's so she could go with him to his new doctor. We started back and made it all the way from the his place the other side of Tullahoma (toward Shelbyville) through Manchester when my wife realized she didn't have her wallet. Sure enough she left it in his car - I know all about return trips.

 

[Orangeburst]

Welp. It's official. I am no longer a man. Two trips to bring in groceries today.

You are a bigger man that me

 

[Orangeburst]

I was over in your direction last week to take my wife to here Dad's so she could go with him to his new doctor. We started back and made it all the way from the his place the other side of Tullahoma (toward Shelbyville) through Manchester when my wife realized she didn't have her wallet. Sure enough she left it in his car - I know all about return trips.

McDad knows all about leaving his wallet when out with friends

 

[hog88]

Holy crap! Women! They are just infuriating! We go to Double Dogs for dinner, decide to split some wings and fries I asked for my own dipping sauce, wife says you don’t need it, I ask again for another dipping sauce and again wife says I don’t need it a third time I ask and she tells me I don’t need it and yes I got ugly and told her to mind her own business. Well guess what we’re in a fight.

Might have been a mind your own damn business but still.

 

[McDad]

Holy crap! Women! They are just infuriating! We go to Double Dogs for dinner, decide to split some wings and fries I asked for my own dipping sauce, wife says you don’t need it, I ask again for another dipping sauce and again wife says I don’t need it a third time I ask and she tells me I don’t need it and yes I got ugly and told her to mind her own business. Well guess what we’re in a fight.

Might have been a mind your own damn business but still.

The homosexuals got it figured out bro. They're so happy because they don't marry women.

 

[hog88]

The homosexuals got it figured out bro. They're so happy because they don't marry women.

You ain’t just whistling Dixie. If women didn’t have boobs and fix great samiches I might be gay. It would be a whole lot less hassle.