Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Rich people problems....

 

[hog88]

Uh huh. Not nearly rich enough to solve them.

Got 3 sets of friends with lake houses on Old Hickory and places up at Center Hill, that's my go to when one them starts bitching about something at one of their places. Or talking about which boat to keep at which house.

 

[gcbvol]

I hate Winter! A good example of why ...

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Ouch! That's like down here in Summer.

 

[gcbvol]

Uh huh. Not nearly rich enough to solve them.

The common saying in Napa is how do you become a millionaire opening a winery? Start out as a multimillionaire.

 

[LouderVol]

Two units, one property. The lake property bill was only $327.76. I say ONLY $327.76, hmmpphh.

that's typically my summer bill.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

that's typically my summer bill.

Pretty close to the typical dead of summer bill here.

 

[gcbvol]

Two units, one property. The lake property bill was only $327.76. I say ONLY $327.76, hmmpphh.

Which lake? My sister's house is on Boone.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

That McMansion must have 2 or 3 separate units? Or is this for more than 1 residence? Good Lawd

Proud to say my household has only ran the heat for 5 days this entire winter.

 

[gcbvol]

Proud to say my household has only ran the heat for 5 days this entire winter.

And you're a lean guy if I remember correctly. Must have found alternate means for warmth.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Which lake? My sister's house is on Boone.

Patrick Henry. I have several friends that live on Boone, it’s close by.

 

[gcbvol]

Patrick Henry. I have several friends that live on Boone, it’s close by.

Oh yeah! My old stomping grounds. I lived in Colonial Heights for a few years.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

And you're a lean guy if I remember correctly. Must have found alternate means for warmth.

A girlfriend and a fat dog. Also bearskin bedspread.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Oh yeah! My old stomping grounds. I lived in Colonial Heights for a few years.

Just a couple of drivers, 3 woods and a hard wedge away.

 

[Orangeburst]

Just a couple of drivers, 3 woods and a hard wedge away.

how far you hit 7-I?

 

[hog88]

how far you hit 7-I?

About tree fitty

 

[Orangeburst]

About tree fitty

Certainly less than Popeye Dallas

 

[gcbvol]

About tree fitty

Centimeters.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

how far you hit 7-I?

145 - 150 these days, if I’m striking it well.

 

[hog88]

Centimeters.

My wife doesn't understand metric

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

I haven’t even touched a golf club in a couple of months, with my brother getting sick and then passing away and my Dads dementia worsening by the day, there’s been no time for much recreational activity around here. 18 holes would probably wear my ass out right now. I look forward to getting back out.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

My wife doesn't understand metric

“A meter ... a meter ... it’s a little more than a yard”

I learned metric the old fashioned way, by singing the lessons out loud as a child with Morgan Freeman on Electric Company.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

“A meter ... a meter ... it’s a little more than a yard”

I learned metric the old fashioned way, by singing the lessons out loud as a child with Morgan Freeman on Electric Company.

Damn if I ain’t getting old! That was so long ago in early elementary school, but I remember it like it was just yesterday.

 

[hog88]

Damn if I ain’t getting old! That was so long ago in early elementary school, but I remember it like it was just yesterday.

I think I can still play the theme from MASH on a recorder.

 

[Orangeburst]

Damn if I ain’t getting old! That was so long ago in early elementary school, but I remember it like it was just yesterday.

IDR it.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

IDR it.

Here’s how old I am, or stupid maybe .... I have no clue what that means.



Or maybe it’s my 5 White Russians deep?