Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

#153
#153
lol, GCB might be onto the right track.

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#155
#155
Anyone ever been to Dominican Republic or Saint Kitts/Nevis? I kind of just booked a 3 month trip there next year and I've never been to either.
 
#156
#156
What a phenomenal opening weekend for college football we have on the horizon. Alabama Florida state, Florida Michigan, UT Georgia Tech, can anybody remember such a strong opening weekend in the past?
 
#157
#157
McDad said:
What a phenomenal opening weekend for college football we have on the horizon. Alabama Florida state, Florida Michigan, UT Georgia Tech, can anybody remember such a strong opening weekend in the past?
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this had better be sarcasm, because this has literally been said at least the last three years.
 
#158
#158
McDad said:
What a phenomenal opening weekend for college football we have on the horizon. Alabama Florida state, Florida Michigan, UT Georgia Tech, can anybody remember such a strong opening weekend in the past?
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I think they said the same thing last year.
 
#159
#159
Ouch!

Guess I'll slink away having been thoroughly reprimanded.

Shame on y'all hurting my feels.
 
#161
#161
McDad said:
Ouch!

Guess I'll slink away having been thoroughly reprimanded.

Shame on y'all hurting my feels.
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What's happened to the puns?

These type of posts would probably be ignored if you had some pun capital built up. But as it stands, they have to be called out and shamed publicly.
 
#162
#162
Just got done with an orientation with 28 giggly and giddy college softball players...
 
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#165
DancingOutlaw said:
How long did it take you to find the "I'm a dirty perv" sign they put on your back?
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To be honest though, and this isn't the dirty side of me talking here, but I enjoy having the women's sports teams work more than the men's. We typically get more of a buy in from them and a lot more enthusiasm. The boys teams are there sometimes because "coach makes us" while the girls teams tend to want to do well.

However, asking a buck fifteen girl, even a college athlete, to chase down some idiot running on the field is a bit much, so we are more limited in how we can use them. Though some I'd turn loose in a heartbeat to whip someone's backside.
 
#166
#166
So, my granddaughter went through her orientation with the Oklahoma State softball team today, and she said there was an old perv there giving out candy, and trying to flirt with them. Then, he wants to take them for a ride in a , GET THIS, a 4 cylinder Mustang. Geez! She was not impressed. The girls started laughing at this old dude's pick up lines, and got all giddy and giggly.
 
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#167
Grand Vol said:
Just got done with an orientation with 28 giggly and giddy college softball players...
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Statistically speaking only 11-12 of them are heterosexual ..... then given your advanced age.... only 2-3 might possibly be attracted to you ..... factoring in your annual salary being less than $2 million.... further reduces your odds to no chance in hell. ...... just try and enjoy the scenery
 
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#168
1972 Grad said:
So, my granddaughter went through her orientation with the Oklahoma State softball team today, and she said there was an old perv there giving out candy, and trying to flirt with them. Then, he wants to take them for a ride in a , GET THIS, a 4 cylinder Mustang. Geez! She was not impressed. The girls started laughing at this old dude's pick up lines, and got all giddy and giggly.
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Can you get me her coach's name? We can offer a better deal than what they are getting.

And we have way better candy.
 
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