Official Horsemen Recruitment Thread

[The Ron Mexico]

We will use this thread to find a replacement for Otter (who is missing). 95, TFG, and myself need a new ride-or-die guy.

Prerequisites:

- No one who goes by Rusty
- No one who rides bi**h on a motorcycle
- No one who starts volleyball threads in the Endzone
- No one that has a nickname that rhymes with “cooch”
- No face tattoos
- Must have a skill that is useful

 

[malinoisvol]

I nominate Lexi.

I'll stfu now.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I nominate Lexi.

I'll stfu now.

Your expert use of sarcasm has made you a candidate.

 

[Leximax]

I nominate Lexi.

I'll stfu now.

I’m too rowdy for these fellas.

 

[Behr]

I’m too rowdy for these fellas.

Yea, that's it.

 

[Guest]

 

[508mikey]

Souce

 

[Behr]

Whats 95's useful skill? Eatin? How many horse's he rode had to be put down?

We know what fallguy's skill is. He's already warned errybody not to do it.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’m too rowdy for these fellas.

What skills do you have?

 

[Behr]

Souce

Funny, I was just about to say the same thing.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Whats 95's useful skill? Eatin? How many horse's he rode had to be put down?

People don’t expect a man on a scooter to be so violent.

 

[theFallGuy]

I’m too rowdy for these fellas.

we enjoy good times

 

[theFallGuy]

Whats 95's useful skill? Eatin? How many horse's he rode had to be put down?

application denied

 

[theFallGuy]

We know what fallguy's skill is. He's already warned errybody not to do it.

look you can't be a horseman but maybe you will be hired as our butler

 

[Guest]

 

[McDad]

We will use this thread to find a replacement for Otter (who is missing). 95, TFG, and myself need a new ride-or-die guy.

Prerequisites:

- No one who goes by Rusty
- No one who rides bi**h on a motorcycle
- No one who starts volleyball threads in the Endzone
- No one that has a nickname that rhymes with “cooch”
- No face tattoos
- Must have a skill that is useful

I meet all criteria. Allow me to expound upon my useful skill(s):
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

 

[Behr]

look you can't be a horseman but maybe you will be hired as our butler

I'm too mean to be a horseman, I'd be kicked out the first day for wyfa.

 

[Behr]

I meet all criteria. Allow me to expound upon my useful skill(s):
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Pfft. Everybody got google/copy/paste skills.

 

[Leximax]

What skills do you have?

I’m not good at much other than bein’ pretty and smart. And extremely quick-tempered. However, I’m not ride or die; ask my ex-husband.

 

[theFallGuy]

I’m not good at much other than bein’ pretty and smart. And extremely quick-tempered. However, I’m not ride or die; ask my ex-husband.

wow she's a keeper

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I meet all criteria. Allow me to expound upon my useful skill(s):
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

How are you with Microsoft Word? We need someone to make us some flyers for some badass stuff we’re planning.

 

[Guest]

 

[McDad]

Pfft. Everybody got google/copy/paste skills.

But i have the hubris to claim the blatant plagiarism as my own work.

I think Ron will see the value in that.

 

[theFallGuy]

Take his watch & pocket change too. Post pics on facebook

the only change i carry are 100's. That's how horsemen roll

 

[McDad]

How are you with Microsoft Word? We need someone to make us some flyers for some badass stuff we’re planning.

Sorry. I don't promote LARPers.

Loser!