Official Horsemen Recruitment Thread

[Behr]

wtf. That's even more disturbing

Because you're aroused?

 

[theFallGuy]

95 once posted of his skill at navigating a passel of middle-aged women at a social affair while consuming a variety of fare, including a bear claw.

he's a damn internet treasure

 

[CornFlake]

this explains meeting at gate 69

 

[volfanbill]

I can fall asleep anywhere and/or serve as DD. I’m a nerdy dork though, so that might get me tossed

 

[Tin Man]

he's a damn internet treasure

That he is.

 

[Leximax]

I can fall asleep anywhere and/or serve as DD. I’m a nerdy dork though, so that might get me tossed

Um, we’re on an internet message board. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t disqualify you!

 

[volfanbill]

Um, we’re on an internet message board. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t disqualify you!

I appreciate your lack of knowledge about me,

 

[Leximax]

I appreciate your lack of knowledge about me,

Oh sorry. Didn’t mean to offend you...on an internet message board

 

[theFallGuy]

Oh sorry. Didn’t mean to offend you...on an internet message board

interwebz

 

[volfanbill]

Oh sorry. Didn’t mean to offend you...on an internet message board

Not offended darling. But trust me, I’m the one that would make these doofuses look cool in a real setting. I might be better dressed though

 

[theFallGuy]

I can fall asleep anywhere and/or serve as DD. I’m a nerdy dork though, so that might get me tossed

how many words a minute can u type

 

[volfanbill]

how many words a minute can u type

65 without errors

 

[CornFlake]

I appreciate your lack of knowledge about me,

 

[theFallGuy]

Not offended darling. But trust me, I’m the one that would make these doofuses look cool in a real setting. I might be better dressed though

is this u?

 

[volfanbill]

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Oh dear Lord no. I wouldn’t even be caught in those hideous sandals without socks. No way I’m going socks and sandals. Those shorts too. No way

 

[Leximax]

Not offended darling. But trust me, I’m the one that would make these doofuses look cool in a real setting. I might be better dressed though

I don’t know who any of you are. I’m just here for the sometimes-witty banter and to commiserate while I wait for my bi-weekly conference call with our off-shore team. I learned not to try to discover posters’ identities during the whole gogolf/beaver debacle. And after someone from the forum figured out my last name by calling the law school.

 

[Leximax]

is this u?View attachment 224145

Nice socks, though.

 

[theFallGuy]

I don’t know who any of you are. I’m just here for the sometimes-witty banter and to commiserate while I wait for my bi-weekly conference call with our off-shore team. I learned not to try to discover posters’ identities during the whole gogolf/beaver debacle. And after someone from the forum figured out my last name by calling the law school.

go on....

 

[volfanbill]

I don’t know who any of you are. I’m just here for the sometimes-witty banter and to commiserate while I wait for my bi-weekly conference call with our off-shore team. I learned not to try to discover posters’ identities during the whole gogolf/beaver debacle. And after someone from the forum figured out my last name by calling the law school.

Ok to be clear: I’m nerdy enough and equipped with the right resources to figure out who are if I wanted to. The good news is I don’t want to.

 

[Leximax]

go on....

Was that you????

 

[theFallGuy]

tell me about gogolf and beaver

 

[theFallGuy]

Was that you????

hell naw. i never even talked to you before today

 

[volfanbill]

Also before Joe goes apes**t, I don’t need my military resources to do it

 

[Leximax]

Ok to be clear: I’m nerdy enough and equipped with the right resources to figure out who are if I wanted to. The good news is I don’t want to.

Well, since that’s my picture, it wouldn’t take a super sleuth.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ok to be clear: I’m nerdy enough and equipped with the right resources to figure out who are if I wanted to. The good news is I don’t want to.

sure thing inspector gadget