Official Horsemen Recruitment Thread

[theFallGuy]

Sorry. I don't promote LARPers.

Loser!

wtf

 

[McDad]

wtf

McMom forbade me to interact with TRM.

Just dont tell him that cause i wanna be cool.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’m not good at much other than bein’ pretty and smart. And extremely quick-tempered. However, I’m not ride or die; ask my ex-husband.

We already have looks (me), brains (tfg), and violence (95). How do you feel about making us cakes and delivering beers to our recliners?

 

[theFallGuy]

Yea, that's it.

go make us a sammich

 

[Behr]

go make us a sammich

You better watch your mouth or you won't be able to eat nothing but soup and jello.

 

[Leximax]

go make us a sammich

Coming right up. Your choices are tequila and/or condiments on pita bread bc that’s all that’s in my fridge. Maybe some tomatoes from my garden but I tend to save those to make peace offerings to the neighbors.

 

[malinoisvol]

I meet all criteria. Allow me to expound upon my useful skill(s):
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

That you, Liam?

 

[theFallGuy]

You better watch your mouth or you won't be able to eat nothing but soup and jello.

no thanks i don't like jello

 

[theFallGuy]

Coming right up. Your choices are tequila and/or condiments on pita bread bc that’s all that’s in my fridge. Maybe some tomatoes from my garden but I tend to save those to make peace offerings to the neighbors.

ok @Behr is fired and is no longer our cook

 

[theFallGuy]

where is @95 Vol Alum

 

[theFallGuy]

Coming right up. Your choices are tequila and/or condiments on pita bread bc that’s all that’s in my fridge. Maybe some tomatoes from my garden but I tend to save those to make peace offerings to the neighbors.

I'll take a tequila sammich

 

[Leximax]

I'll take a tequila sammich

Just kidding, I don’t cook.

 

[Guest]

 

[Behr]

ok @Behr is fired and is no longer our cook

That's aight, you'd probably fired me when you found out what I've been doing in your risotto anyway.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I looked death in the eyes and said psssshhhht, that all you got?

 

[theFallGuy]

Just kidding, I don’t cook.

good. We order out anyways

 

[theFallGuy]

Probably best that you don't, you'll get your Skechers taken

look kid, go get your shine box

 

[theFallGuy]

That's aight, you'd probably fired me when you found out what I've been doing in your risotto anyway.

can't be as bad as what i did with yer mom

 

[Leximax]

good. We order out anyways

That’s ok. I don’t really join things unless I’m going to be in charge so unless one of you is willing to cede the throne, expect a hostile takeover. You’re better off with @McDad or @malinoisvol

 

[theFallGuy]

That’s ok. I don’t really join things unless I’m going to be in charge so unless one of you is willing to cede the throne, expect a hostile takeover. You’re better off with @McDad or @malinoisvol

i like where your head is at

 

[McDad]

That’s ok. I don’t really join things unless I’m going to be in charge so unless one of you is willing to cede the throne, expect a hostile takeover. You’re better off with @McDad or @malinoisvol

Wait.

They're not looking for a leader?

Im out, too!

 

[Behr]

The Fallguy showing off his skill..

 

[theFallGuy]

The Fallguy showing off his skill..

holy shat i can't stop laughing

 

[theFallGuy]

That's a female.

wtf. That's even more disturbing

 

[Tin Man]

95 once posted of his skill at navigating a passel of middle-aged women at a social affair while consuming a variety of fare, including a bear claw.