Official Horsemen Recruitment Thread

[The Ron Mexico]

I would’ve enjoyed having @n_huffhines in the horseman. He’s good at causing VN meltdowns though most are not intentional.

We can make him a member. Even against his own wishes. If he doesn’t like it, he can file a grievance with the appropriate authorities.

I will serve as arbitrator in the matter.

 

[theFallGuy]

The who?

sorry who are you again?

 

[MoodyVol]

sorry who are you again?

I doubt you could comprehend the answer you seek.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

We can make him a member. Even against his own wishes. If he doesn’t like it, he can file a grievance with the appropriate authorities.

I will serve as arbitrator in the matter.

Aight, huff rides with the Horsemen. @n_huffhines you can pick up your supplies at the corporate offices (Ron’s mom’s basement).

 

[Weezer]

Don’t act like you’re not jealous of scooter riding, eat everything in site, Swedish-Korean Volunteers fan.

I'm only jealous of the scooter. That's a fact.

 

[n_huffhines]

Aight, huff rides with the Horsemen. @n_huffhines you can pick up your supplies at the corporate offices (Ron’s mom’s basement).

Does she wear g's?

 

[Weezer]

I’m Zoo for life. I wish DD for Me posted still. I don’t conform unless we lose to Chattanooga. Might just cheer for them.

I hope Ole Miss loses every game.

 

[Weezer]

Actually, there's only 3, dumbass.

Technically, 95 counts as two.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Huffines is in because we need more white people in the club.

We already have a black guy and an Asian.

 

[Weezer]

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Looks like a scene from the Gay Pride parade. I'm cheering for y'all to have equal rights.

 

[Behr]

Had to go outside the Zone to find a replacement.

Weak fawking sauce right there.

 

[Weezer]

So in TFG’s picture, the bow, sword and scythe slots are filled. We just need someone to fill the ugly dude with the scales position.

Well now, talking about filling slots just supports my previous post.

 

[theFallGuy]

Aight, huff rides with the Horsemen. @n_huffhines you can pick up your supplies at the corporate offices (Ron’s mom’s basement).

i always said we needed a solid Libertarian

 

[Weezer]

Aight, huff rides with the Horsemen. @n_huffhines you can pick up your supplies at the corporate offices (Ron’s mom’s basement).

Also known as the clubhouse. Does Ron's mom know what you guys are doing in the basement while eating her cucumber sammiches and drinking her Kool-Aid?

 

[volfanbill]

Also known as the clubhouse. Does Ron's mom know what you guys are doing in the basement while eating her cucumber sammiches and drinking her Kool-Aid?

Does Ron know what Huff will try to pull with his mom?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Had to go outside the Zone to find a replacement.

Weak fawking sauce right there.

He came to us so stfu.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

We’re looking to expand our footprint. Snoop huffy huff will help us do that by spreading our message in other forums.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Huffines is in because we need more white people in the club.

We already have a black guy and an Asian.

He’s like almost Mormon, so he’s extra white.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I feel good about the recruitment process. Yielded a solid extra white dude who can wreck butthurt across VN.

Job well dunn, Horsemen.

Huffy huff - please bring cherry Kool Aid to the next team meeting. TIA.

 

[Behr]

He came to us so stfu.

Oh, well yea, that changes everything. Pfft.

I guess you think because the horsey club is back together now you can act all big and bad, well kiss my ass and I take back the birthday lap dance.

Ungrateful bish.

Here's your Horsemen people.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I know, right? True cool people don’t have to join groups or clubs, they just know they are. That’s why you, h, already know you are.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Oh, well yea, that changes everything. Pfft.

I guess you think because the horsey club is back together now you can act all big and bad, well kiss my ass and I take back the birthday lap dance.

Ungrateful bish.

Here's your Horsemen people.

Huff already yielding positive results.

 

[theFallGuy]

Also known as the clubhouse. Does Ron's mom know what you guys are doing in the basement while eating her cucumber sammiches and drinking her Kool-Aid?

look gai, we pair High Life with our cucumber sandwiches

 

[MoodyVol]

look gai, we pair High Life with our cucumber sandwiches

Ok, now I gots respect for you.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I feel good about the recruitment process. Yielded a solid extra white dude who can wreck butthurt across VN.

Job well dunn, Horsemen.

Huffy huff - please bring cherry Kool Aid to the next team meeting. TIA.

*wreak