Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[Volfan82]

Been lurking for a while, ain't got anything to pass regarding The Gruden. Just wanted to give a big GO VOLS from up here in Maine!

Where at?

 

[warrior]

Have we seriously gotten to the point that we believe people have a giant gruden BOBBLEHEAD IN NEYLAND?!

Yea no kidding. Most likely the announcement will come as a tweet from the ad with little to no fanfare.

 

[BearCat204]

You’re so high and mighty. You make crumbs compared to me son.

You are going to get the newspaper to the nose if you don't act right

 

[etsuvol13]

I think if Gruden has accepted the job it will leak out Sunday morning, assuming LSU hammers us Saturday and ends our bowl chances. That would be a brilliant PR move on UT's part.

He hasnt/wont

 

[VolFootballIsLife]

I can’t wait to see the bobble head rolled out tomorrow night at halftime.

 

[TheBigOne10]

Bouncer?

One man wrecking crew hoss.

 

[Sstterry]

Funny story:

I was in Court this morning and during an argument, one lawyer said something pretty ridiculous (hard to believe I know). The Judge looked down from the Bench and said sarcastically, "Yes and Jon Gruden was on that plane to Knoxville yesterday!"

 

['Boro-vol]

You need some stomach resiliency. Start with stomach reps 5x/day.

The UT secret is butt-chugging.

 

[TheBigOne10]

You’re so high and mighty. You make crumbs compared to me son.

Lol duly noted

 

[TAF]

Her name is Freak

She's wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop...

 

[Volontario]

I think if Gruden has accepted the job it will leak out Sunday morning, assuming LSU hammers us Saturday and ends our bowl chances. That would be a brilliant PR move on UT's part.

Ahhh win or lose would be appropriate

 

['Boro-vol]

I find your lack of conformity with the pants off day disturbing.

Son...I'm so on board I SOLD all of my pants. Don't even own a pair.

 

[volkayaker]

Only for us.

Very seldom does a mid-season coaching search wrap up in a month, let alone 5 days.

Has it really only been five days? It seem like it’s been so much longer.

 

[OrangePill]

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['Boro-vol]

Lol duly noted

Are E-wangs being measured?

 

[VOLumeS]

Smh.

 

[VolzMan53]

Watching Finebaum....Beav I'd like to ask that you go ape **** on that bald headed bama lovin wanta be commentator. He can not get over info he heard Monday where Gruden supposedly said he was not coming to UT....spare no mercy Please !

 

[The Artful Dodger]

This is getting crazy.

Getting? I think we are up to Manson Family levels of insanity. Never change, Fellow Vols.

 

[Sstterry]

Next week.

Good, glad you will be around for the big announcement Sunday

 

[TN_Transplant]

They should just install a permanent bobblehead of Gruden outside gate 21 if you ask me.

I'm down with that.

 

[Power T-Rev]

Son...I'm so on board I SOLD all of my pants. Don't even own a pair.

It’s really cut down on how much laundry I have to do

 

[TheBigOne10]

Are E-wangs being measured?

Nah I’m a grower

 

[tastycar]

Maine is beautiful... when it isn't winter.

Is this THE Wes? Fire Butch on Sunday Wes?

 

[Smokeyshowl66]

You need an iron.

Question is - do you use the iron with the pants on or the pants off?

 

[Sstterry]

Afternoon.

Shew. Glad I’m home. Just endured an awful day at work with people poppin in with s*it eating grins just yucking it up over my beliefs of Gruden.

Come home and turn on Finebaum and him and Laura are just pooping all over what hope I have left.

And I’m super jealous of ya’ll that can get drunk. My stomach will not allow. 😞

Talk to Doyle, he can hook you up with some Pot needles!