Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[JFreak]

Grand should definitely iron those while wearing them. Excellent results that way.

Witnessed someone iron their clothes while wearing them once (military). Worked surprisingly well. The key is to not use steam.

 

[ALLVOL14]

Been lurking for a while, ain't got anything to pass regarding The Gruden. Just wanted to give a big GO VOLS from up here in Maine!

What part?

 

[Halph66]

Grand should definitely iron those while wearing them. Excellent results that way.

I hear it makes them form fitting.

 

[KB5252]

It’s really cut down on how much laundry I have to do

Yes but the number of places I am lawfully allowed to enter is dwindling rapidly.

 

[MtnManStan]

Where at?

Up in Bar Harbor.

 

['Boro-vol]

[twitter]https://twitter.com/Davey_Hudson/status/931624344085770240[/twitter]

He sharted. Had to run home and change.

 

[CPVOL]

Talked to Hyams. difficult to get an answer from.

 

[Los-Osis]

Whats wrong with 300 post, you have to be there to get 10,000.

 

[tastycar]

Bear is getting fired from 1340 FSKnoxville right now.

He should. Worst member of the team.

 

[sona]

Lane still all VOL! Playing the bag man for us to make it happen!

[twitter]https://twitter.com/Lane_Kiffin/status/931623413801725954[/twitter]

 

[SaintLouisVol]

The French army had a crisis of leadership in WW2. The soldiers' morale was low, but morale is often low when you have poor leadership. The general staff and civilian government was a defeatist cluster****. The French army, up until that time, was considered one of the best in the world. In fact, and interesting to note, some of the last defenders of Berlin were French soldiers who were drafted by the SS/Wehrmacht.

French military history is a very proud one, including Charles Martel, Charlemagne, Napoleon, and WWI.

Let's not forget that if not for the French Navy, we'd still be West Britain.

 

[goooooovols]

So no legitimate Grumors today.

Not...even...one.

No more like a bunch of MRUTHS. (mullen truths) not that Im hoping for that, but wouldn't mind.

JAV this morning said Gruden turned us down, Trey Wallace who has been pro-Gruden also agreed with that and said Currie was officially launching a full scale search (ahh excuse me....Gruden or not, why would that be the case!)

Lost sounding like we Failed but not for a lack of trying of course still hope that all the bad news today and perhaps the next few days is what Beav was referring to in a failure that will be saved by Currie!

I am actually realizing how crazy this sounds as I type....

 

[jctenn1]

If Gruden, Kelly, Patterson, Harbaugh and Petersen (still think that would be a great move) aren't available. Norvell is easily my choice. Easy buyout, good coach with a decent ceiling and we aren't paying the $5 million+ to take a chance on someone who hasn't proven they can improve a program any more than 8 wins per season.

And in case anyone is dense enough to miss the implied person, I'm speaking about Mullen right there.

Frost is a wildcard, but I fear a bidding war between UF and Nebraska will be underway for him.

not sold on Norvell just yet...He is winning with what Fuente left him..He is good offensively tho..
Vols have not reached out to him either..

 

[Wes.]

He should. Worst member of the team.

I want Phil as a host

 

[tastycar]

I want Phil as a host

Is this the singer?

 

[ffpwc16]

NebuLizer.

As a paramedic, I'd advise against this. Buuuutttt, if you're going to try I want to be there.

 

[Grand Vol]

Abandon hope....leave the thread.

Grand, Ape, Knuck, myself and a few others will lock up.

That does remind me of a time I helped "close" a bar.

The doors locked at 2:00 AM.

We left around 8:00 AM.

And there is security footage somewhere in the world of me dancing with a Hooters' waitress sans pants. Both of us...

 

[Volfan82]

Up in Bar Harbor.

Cool...I lived in Holden and Hampden when I was a kid. Still have family up there.

 

[blondie]

Abandon hope....leave the thread.

Grand, Ape, Knuck, myself and a few others will lock up.

Hey I’m all in, you’ll have to call security to throw me out before lock up. Just envious of those with more pieces to the puzzle!

 

[Giveem6]

What's up Grudenites!! Actually had to work today as I didn't feel like firing myself. How we lookin boys!? (and gals) lol

 

[sona]

Up in Bar Harbor.

Just so you know, I read your posts in this guys voice:

 

[gnm53108]

Let's not forget that if not for the French Navy, we'd still be West Britain.

Disagree. Would’ve taken at most one more year. They just wanted to pi$$ off Britian.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Lane still all VOL! Playing the bag man for us to make it happen!

[twitter]https://twitter.com/Lane_Kiffin/status/931623413801725954[/twitter]

I know this is a joke and all, but is this an NCAA violation? Serious question.

 

[tastycar]

I want Phil as a host

This is definitely you. You are on right now.

Fire Butch on Sunday was the worst piece of garbage I've ever heard, but yet, it was so unbelievably terrible, it was almost kind of genius.

 

[The Artful Dodger]

What's up Grudenites!! Actually had to work today as I didn't feel like firing myself. How we lookin boys!? (and gals) lol

Paranoid and unstable, with a heaping helping of pessimism. So.....business as usual.