Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[Smokeyshowl66]

Duke Energy building in Charlotte (in theory) can make their lights produce nearly any image. I dare someone to request that they project the Gruden UT bobblehead on either August 31 or September 1. Supposedly all you have to do is email charlottespecialevents@wellsfargo.com and they'll consider it. Any takers?

 

[MACGRUDER]

Some validity Currie missed some events?

 

[Hubbard]

What's up Grudenites!! Actually had to work today as I didn't feel like firing myself. How we lookin boys!? (and gals) lol

Not good.

Reality may be setting in (code for everyone is drunk).

 

[tastycar]

Some validity Currie missed some events?

Stomach flu?

 

[VolzMan53]

BREAKING: Giant Gruden Bobblehead Being Installed outside Gate 21 Last Night!!!!!

 

[apevol]

Abandon hope....leave the thread.

Grand, Ape, Knuck, myself and a few others will lock up.

What the hell is going on here? Starting now, I'll be drinking myself insane for as long as I must.

This thread has been taken over by a strange but lackluster breed and I wont stand for it.

 

[GameTime]

If he doesn't come to UT, this will be hard to take...

 

[WildTurkey]

Some validity Currie missed some events?

Stomach flu, imo

 

[gnm53108]

What's up Grudenites!! Actually had to work today as I didn't feel like firing myself. How we lookin boys!? (and gals) lol

Just killing time.

 

[Giveem6]

Not good.

Reality may be setting in (code for everyone is drunk).

Well guess it's to the bottle for myself I suppose 😢

 

['Boro-vol]

Hey I’m all in, you’ll have to call security to throw me out before lock up. Just envious of those with more pieces to the puzzle!

All is well. Nothing has been said that would change anyone's mind wither way.

Enjoy the ride.

 

['Boro-vol]

What the hell is going on here? Starting now, I'll be drinking myself insane for as long as I must.

This thread has been taken over by a strange but lackluster breed and I wont stand for it.

Need my hammer?

 

[DenverVol01]

What's up Grudenites!! Actually had to work today as I didn't feel like firing myself. How we lookin boys!? (and gals) lol

The best part of the day? The guy who's sister is apparently a prostitute and offered up her "escort services" to Currie and Gruden if needed. Supposedly Hart and Kiffin used them back when in exchange for tickets lol:

 

[LoudOrange]

No they are bad but they were horrible in the past which is a huge improvement. They did beat Missouri 35-3 which is a heck of a lot better than we can say with much worse talent. Not to mention they have had a ton of close losses, he has performed quite a turnaround in one year.

This is like saying Butch is better than Dooley. Stick to fertilizer.

 

[revjayp]

Anyone checked to see if UT has paid any licensing companies for Chucky dolls? Let’s move in that direction now.

 

[volfannbama]

Just got this text from a friend who is quoting JAV from TOS.... let’s hope he’s as lost as the rest of us.

“I'm hardly the first to say this but I've been asked about it a ton. Jon Gruden will not be the HC at UT. Definitive no and we are moving on. There were always hurdles to hire him. We tried to go over, under and around those hurdles but it is not going to happen in the end. This is NOT a failure by UT administration. It just comes down to a guy that does not want to coach college football. There is no reason to be angry, downtrodden or depressed about this. There are very good football coaches who are interested in coming here. We need to celebrate that truth and get ready for the next opportunity to be a great football program again. I would also caution listening to anyone who claims AD sources in all of this. Any talk is coming from boosters and other coaches. Currie isn't leaking anything. That means that info is going to be hard to come by, even for the very best of journalists.“

Lol, sounds like a much more eloquent vn poster

 

[apevol]

Need my hammer?

Ive already got knuck's. Think he borrowed it from you, now that I think of it.

 

[VolNJapan]

BREAKING: Giant Gruden Bobblehead Being Installed outside Gate 21 Last Night!!!!!

Need better Photoshop skills!

 

[Lurkerin]

I would never....

Jorts are a mysterious piece of clothing. No one outside of FL would be caught dead in them. It's like they are stuck in an embargo of other finer options. The Cuba of the shorts world if you will.

 

[tastycar]

I'm definitely 100% out, but yet I can't be 100% because I'm still here.

99%? The universe likes to prove me wrong and I'm hoping this is one of those times.

 

[Power T-Rev]

What the hell is going on here? Starting now, I'll be drinking myself insane for as long as I must.

This thread has been taken over by a strange but lackluster breed and I wont stand for it.

Doing the Lord’s work

 

['Boro-vol]

That does remind me of a time I helped "close" a bar.

The doors locked at 2:00 AM.

We left around 8:00 AM.

And there is security footage somewhere in the world of me dancing with a Hooters' waitress sans pants. Both of us...

I'm sensing a long running theme here.

 

[kayakonthefly]

As a paramedic, I'd advise against this. Buuuutttt, if you're going to try I want to be there.

I probably should have blue fonted this.

Sadly, people have done it. I can neither confirm nor deny that a couple of paramedic students tried it for poops and giggles. Pretty dangerous in all seriousness. You can OD quick. However there are medical uses for it. I actually think this is what the fad of alcohol without liquid crap is based on.

 

[TheBigOne10]

Whats wrong with 300 post, you have to be there to get 10,000.

I was just venting regarding one particular idiot, nothing personal meant by it. My sincere apologies.

 

[GameTime]

Good bye Jon....I'll never forget you.